Ultimate Top Trumps
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Ultimate Top Trumps
In my country we have a game called Top Trumps. Everyone has a stack of cards with a number of statistics written on. One person picks a statistic, person with the highest statistic wins the round. Capiche?
The way we play Ultimate Top Trumps is thus:
1) I pick a category.
2) You all pick cards.
3) I reveal the category.
4) You tell me why you win.
Your card can be anything, my category can be anything.
=================Game I==============
I have picked my category. I will reveal it once at least four people have posted their "cards"
The way we play Ultimate Top Trumps is thus:
1) I pick a category.
2) You all pick cards.
3) I reveal the category.
4) You tell me why you win.
Your card can be anything, my category can be anything.
=================Game I==============
I have picked my category. I will reveal it once at least four people have posted their "cards"
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Re: Ultimate Top Trumps
Um, The Simpsons.
It is the longest-running American sitcom and longest-running American animated program of all time, and is the highest rated cartoon of all time, at one point in time averaging higher than 25 million viewers.
Like that?
It is the longest-running American sitcom and longest-running American animated program of all time, and is the highest rated cartoon of all time, at one point in time averaging higher than 25 million viewers.
Like that?
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Re: Ultimate Top Trumps
don't really need an explanation of what the simpsons are.
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Re: Ultimate Top Trumps
It said on the Wiki that I needed stats, so I Googled it but then got too lazy to actually find real stats so I copied and pasted that instead.
.... I already lost, didn't I...
.... I already lost, didn't I...
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Re: Ultimate Top Trumps
My card is Morgan Freeman.
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Re: Ultimate Top Trumps
My card is Top Trumps
ol qwerty bastard wrote:bitcoin is backed by math, and math is intrinsically perfect and logically consistent always
gödel stop spreading fud
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Re: Ultimate Top Trumps
HAHA ed thinks he is being meta, but top trumps is perfectly applicable in this round!
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Re: Ultimate Top Trumps
yes i know it holds the double record of worst and stupidest game
ol qwerty bastard wrote:bitcoin is backed by math, and math is intrinsically perfect and logically consistent always
gödel stop spreading fud
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Re: Ultimate Top Trumps
I like the sounds of this game. It's like double-blind Apples to Apples!
My card is the 2004 Boxing Day Tsunami.
My card is the 2004 Boxing Day Tsunami.
Police said they spent some time working out if they could charge the man with being armed with a weapon, as technically he was armed with part of a fish.
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Re: Ultimate Top Trumps
I'm not sure I entirely understand this.
My card is the Japanese birth and death rate.
My card is the Japanese birth and death rate.
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Re: Ultimate Top Trumps
I must be missing something because I don't get this at all.
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Re: Ultimate Top Trumps
My card is Kellogg's cereal.
Destructicus wrote: Alt text:
"I wonder if chemists feel bad that they're always left out of these sorts of jokes."
Since when is chemistry not a science?
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Re: Ultimate Top Trumps
If I understand it right, it'd work something like this:Apocalyptus wrote:I must be missing something because I don't get this at all.
Amerika picks the category "Chewy." We don't know this.
The great unwashed submit a bunch of things:
And then we have to try and convince him that whichever we submitted is the chewiest of the bunch. So the Mandarin Oranges guy says, "hey, mine's the only thing you actually eat," and whoever submitted William Faulkner says "William Faulkner is made of uncooked meat! That's pretty chewy right there." and Existentialism says "Hey, you know what's tough to swallow and/or hard to digest? Existentialism, that's what." And everybody has a good laugh and Amerika chooses a victor.Nuclear weapons
William Faulkner
Mandarin Oranges
A Fairy Princess
Existentialism
Police said they spent some time working out if they could charge the man with being armed with a weapon, as technically he was armed with part of a fish.
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Re: Ultimate Top Trumps
Ooooh. I'm sticking with my card, then.
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