Ultimate Top Trumps
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Re: Ultimate Top Trumps
The Japanese birth and death rate would comfort you in the knowledge that you weren't in the real world in an economy that is about to implode because of the country's refusal to allow in immigrants.
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Re: Ultimate Top Trumps
The Ace of Spades always comes in handy in prison. Nothing like cheating in cigarette poker.!
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Re: Ultimate Top Trumps
Seriously, Morgan Freeman just stood around narrating. What are you all excited about him being in prison with you? At least The Pokemon Franchise would entertain you and maybe make you money. If that doesn't work for you you could use it to torture other prisoners to become boss of the cell block and rule with an electric fist.
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Re: Ultimate Top Trumps
You can barter for priviledges with Kellogg's Cereal!
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Since when is chemistry not a science?
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Re: Ultimate Top Trumps
Oops little late to the argument but I think this should settle my case pretty well.
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Re: Ultimate Top Trumps
A thorough and moving portrait of a unique personality.
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Re: Ultimate Top Trumps
I DON'T FUCKING KNOW GET OFF MY BACK
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Re: Ultimate Top Trumps
I am in command of this game now.
I've got my card.
(Hey Real Mods, how do I unsticky threads?)
I've got my card.
(Hey Real Mods, how do I unsticky threads?)
Police said they spent some time working out if they could charge the man with being armed with a weapon, as technically he was armed with part of a fish.
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Re: Ultimate Top Trumps
Wait so who won the last round? Was it Fenghar?
For my next card I choooose.... insomnia!
For my next card I choooose.... insomnia!
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I think so, but I'll let Cirtur make the final pronouncement.
Police said they spent some time working out if they could charge the man with being armed with a weapon, as technically he was armed with part of a fish.
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Re: Ultimate Top Trumps
I choose... The Banjo.
Edit the original post. There's an option at the bottom that says "change topic type to:" and click "normal".Oldrac the Chitinous wrote:(Hey Real Mods, how do I unsticky threads?)
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I don't see it. It doesn't look like I can create new stickies, either. Which strikes me as kind of silly, but such is life.
Police said they spent some time working out if they could charge the man with being armed with a weapon, as technically he was armed with part of a fish.
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Re: Ultimate Top Trumps
Qué lastima. What do you want unstickied?Oldrac the Chitinous wrote:I don't see it. It doesn't look like I can create new stickies, either. Which strikes me as kind of silly, but such is life.
Astrogirl wrote:Lethal, nobody wants to know about your herpes.
Lethal Interjection wrote:That's good to know. I can avoid a few awkward phone calls now.