Ultimate Top Trumps

[Edminster]

i have a thing but i haven't time to write it up at the moment so just have a photo of catherine the great's incredibly obscene table

http://i.imgur.com/glOUfRz.jpg

it is very, very not work safe

[Kimra]

"Best thing to give an elderly relative for their birthday."

Those who die young die innocent. Those who live to a ripe old age… well it’s really hard to keep a clean record. So why not sell your soul on top of that? I mean, you’re already going to hell.

This makes Satan the perfect gift because Satan can grant them anything they want, all in return for a tarnished soul no-one really values anyway. A whole new life? Being young again? Smiting all your enemies, or all those little shits who called you old? Done. Satan is your go to man for vengence, fun and parties. What’s not to love about that as a gift?

Hell, any age he’s the best present a person can get.

[Epoch Four]

i have a thing but i haven't time to write it up at the moment so just have a photo of catherine the great's incredibly obscene table

http://i.imgur.com/glOUfRz.jpg

it is very, very not work safe

That is the most gloriously obscene thing I have ever seen.

[Liriodendron_fagotti]

I'm in a foodie mood, so Apoc it is!

[Apocalyptus]

Hooray! Topic chosen.

[Astrogirl]

My card is sunshine.

[Sahan]

My card is lollipops.

[Edminster]

My card is rainbows.

[Liriodendron_fagotti]

My card is holding hands.

[Lethal Interjection]

My card is a wellspring of hatred and malice.

[smiley_cow]

My card is child-like innocence.

[Oldrac the Chitinous]

My card is the prettiest pony princess.

[Apocalyptus]

Has everyone picked their cards? I guess I'll give it another 24 hours

[Apocalyptus]

The topic is: best thing to have on hand while robbing a bank

[smiley_cow]

Childlike innocence is easily the best thing to have with you when you're robbing a bank. Think about it, we've all seen those old shows and cartoons where the more childlike innocent you are, the more nothing happens to you. If you don't realise you're standing on thin air and look down, you won't fall; if you don't realise that robbing a bank is an incredibly stupid and dangerous thing to be doing, it won't backfire and you should get away scot-free.

In fact, I would go so far as to say that robbing a bank without childlike Innocent is probably the most foolhardy thing you can do.