Ultimate Top Trumps

[Sahan]

Lollipops serve as an excellent way to bribe little children at the scene of the crime to keep quiet.

Handing them out to customers and staff can also help everyone stay calm and maintain an enjoyable atmosphere during what could easily be described as a highly stressful situation. Reward bank staff for their speedy assistance in handing over the money, because sometimes offering a carrot proves to be a far better motivation than the stick. Lollipops are also objectively far tastier than carrots, due to their high sugar content, so would be more effective as an incentive (it is also recommended for effectiveness that the stick be upgraded to a gun, and still be kept as a backup if necessary). Do ensure though the the lollipops are not covered by your fingerprints, or traces of your DNA (such as from saliva) that could be used to identify you. Though having a good relationship with bank staff is paramount, maintaining a sense of anonymity will generally help the transactions go much smoother.

Happy bank robbing!

[Lethal Interjection]

A wellspring of hatred and malice is very beneficial to bankrobbing. Such a motivator will assuredly allow you to kill or maim as many people as necessary for you to get the cash money someone with such a rich hatred and malice would deserve.

[Oldrac the Chitinous]

Okay, so the prettiest pony princess, who is obviously Princess Celestia, is the ideal companion in a bank heist for four reasons:

She can teleport. Bank vaults are no impediment to her.

She can fly. This is a far superior alternative to any sort of getaway car you could come up with.

Everybody kneels when they see her. It's hard to thwart a bank robbery when you're kneeling.

She is a head of state. She's got diplomatic immunity, and that probably extends to you, too.


Incidentally, these would also apply to Twilight Sparkle, but she isn't the prettiest pony princess.

[Astrogirl]

The sunshine could blind the people who are trying to shoot you.

[Apocalyptus]

Well I guess I should choose a winner. Oldrac wins with his pretty pony princess.

[Oldrac the Chitinous]

Woohoo!

Okay, I have figured out a topic. Card submission begin!

[Lethal Interjection]

My card is a bottle of scotch in the glove box.

[Astrogirl]

My card is a gun.

[Edminster]

My card is an auld acquaintance not yet forgot.

[Gun]

My card is an Astrogirl.

[Liriodendron_fagotti]

My card is a ceramic plate with a flower design on it.

[Astrogirl]

My card is an Astrogirl.

Hey, is it allowed to take other players as cards? I think not!

[Oldrac the Chitinous]

Well you started it.

[Astrogirl]

It was not yet a player!

[Gun]

It was not yet a player!

I've been in this game since before you were even nursing at the forum's titties.