Ultimate Top Trumps
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- Apocalyptus
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Re: Ultimate Top Trumps
Everyone knows the Bluth Family have had multiple interactions with angry mobs, and been an angry mob at certain points, why break the habit of a lifetime?
Kimra wrote:Next they'll be denying us the right to say "We'll rape your arse if you don't come to this fucken country."
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Re: Ultimate Top Trumps
You know what angry mobs are made of? That's right: Biomass. So clearly the best thing to add is even more biomass.
ol qwerty bastard wrote:bitcoin is backed by math, and math is intrinsically perfect and logically consistent always
gödel stop spreading fud
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Re: Ultimate Top Trumps
But that might crush and destroy the existing mob. I disapprove of this idea.
Kimra wrote:Next they'll be denying us the right to say "We'll rape your arse if you don't come to this fucken country."
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Re: Ultimate Top Trumps
Biomass will just get in the way.
My card was involved in an attempted uprising! His gunpowder would make the mob's efforts far more effective.
My card was involved in an attempted uprising! His gunpowder would make the mob's efforts far more effective.
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"I wonder if chemists feel bad that they're always left out of these sorts of jokes."
Since when is chemistry not a science?
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Re: Ultimate Top Trumps
Yeah, I'm not even going to try.
Oh fine.
Uh... HIGNFY can carry torches and be peasants and angry and make quips about the last week's news. What do you think of that now?
Yeah, I shouldn't have tried.
Oh fine.
Uh... HIGNFY can carry torches and be peasants and angry and make quips about the last week's news. What do you think of that now?
Yeah, I shouldn't have tried.
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Re: Ultimate Top Trumps
It's pretty close between Zarathustra and Guy Fawkes, but I think I've got to go with Guy Fawkes 'cause Zarathustra did a whole bunch of other, non mob-related things.
Honorable mention for the plague, 'cause peasants without the plague just aren't the same.
Dishonorable mention for Fenghar, who called me a name.
So I guess Sahan, you pick a new category and tell us when you have.
Honorable mention for the plague, 'cause peasants without the plague just aren't the same.
Dishonorable mention for Fenghar, who called me a name.
So I guess Sahan, you pick a new category and tell us when you have.
Police said they spent some time working out if they could charge the man with being armed with a weapon, as technically he was armed with part of a fish.
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I choose the REDACTED BY FORUM GAMES POLICE STATE.
ol qwerty bastard wrote:bitcoin is backed by math, and math is intrinsically perfect and logically consistent always
gödel stop spreading fud
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You should probably wait until he's chosen the category so as not to influence him.
Police said they spent some time working out if they could charge the man with being armed with a weapon, as technically he was armed with part of a fish.
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Re: Ultimate Top Trumps
SAhan more like SLOW-han
DonRetrasado wrote:bow chicka bow wowAmerika wrote:Wait I live in a universe.DonRetrasado wrote:Well you'd need a sock as big as an airplane to hide my penis. An airplane the size of the universe.
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Re: Ultimate Top Trumps
Hey hey not nice! In all seriousness though I'll be away from the forums after Sunday night (Sunday afternoon for you weirdos) for a faimly holiday to meet/kill Amerika. So unless we decide play a lightning round before then, someone else should choose a topic.
I've chosen a topic anyway, and I'll reveal it tomorrow at 2pm GMT if we want to play a superfast game.
I've chosen a topic anyway, and I'll reveal it tomorrow at 2pm GMT if we want to play a superfast game.
Destructicus wrote: Alt text:
"I wonder if chemists feel bad that they're always left out of these sorts of jokes."
Since when is chemistry not a science?
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Re: Ultimate Top Trumps
My card is Ptolemaic Egypt.
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Re: Ultimate Top Trumps
My card is lederhosen.
Kimra wrote:Next they'll be denying us the right to say "We'll rape your arse if you don't come to this fucken country."
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Re: Ultimate Top Trumps
I feel like I should have been informed.Sahan wrote:to meet/kill Amerika.
In that case, my card is Batman's preparedness.