Ultimate Top Trumps

[Apocalyptus]

It's nice to have someone who believes in me.

[Kimra]

I choose: the Spanish Inquisition.

Woah, I didn't expect that.

To be fair, nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition.

Stop stealing my reason for why it's awesome. -_- Now I'll have nothing original to say.

[Kovvy]

It's a quote anyway!

[Amerika]

The category will be expectedness.

[zomgmouse]

I choose gaily-coloured plastic bags.

[Sahan]

The category is: Best thing to have when trapped in a burning building.

[Lethal Interjection]

Well, seeing as Project Mayhem is likely to have started the fire, it seems like they'd be the people to stick with.

[DonRetrasado]

Well, a pun is no way to get ahead in the middle of a fire! Get it?

[smiley_cow]

If you were trapped in a burning building wouldn't you want to be able to escape safely to Ptolemaic Egypt?

[PyroPrav]

The Kraken is an enormous water creature squid thingy
It can take out the burning building in a second or so and help you and stuff
but it's large enough to crush the building and kill you.

[Kovvy]

Turkey! It would cook up quite nicely in the flame, giving you enough energy to get out of the building.

[Oldrac the Chitinous]

I have to say that getting some sprinklers in there with all your Indoor Plumbing sounds like a pretty good way to go.

[Apocalyptus]

You could use your lederhosen to beat out the flames, thus saving the day.

[Oldrac the Chitinous]

One thing I think we can all agree on is that the preparedness of Batman won't help. Unless you're trying to get knocked out so your butler has to save you and your family home burns to ashes around you, which is admittedly a touching scene, but it's still gotta be pretty expensive. And it only works if your butler is Alfred, which he (or she, I'm no sexist) isn't.

[FengharTheNord]

Uh It be really nice to have a highway when you are trapped in a burning building. A highway

OUTTA HELLLLLLLLLL