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Re: Ultimate Top Trumps

Postby Oldrac the Chitinous » Sun May 25, 2014 10:57 pm

Oh um 24-hour call for entries give me those entries y'all.
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Re: Ultimate Top Trumps

Postby Oldrac the Chitinous » Tue May 27, 2014 2:06 am

Okeydoke, the category is: Best namesake for your new baby girl.
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Re: Ultimate Top Trumps

Postby Liriodendron_fagotti » Wed May 28, 2014 12:42 am

There's no better namesake out there for your baby girl than a ceramic plate with a flower design on it. While all her friends will be named after that one great-aunt we never write to any more or bitter discussions on baby-naming forums, your baby girl will have the great distinction of being named after a ceramic plate with a flower design on it! What could be better! They're useful and practical yet stylish and able to fit in with the hippest of crowds, or stand out at the local barbeque amongst all the paper, styrofoam, and red plastic plates. Your baby girl couldn't dream of having a better namesake.
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Re: Ultimate Top Trumps

Postby Astrogirl » Fri May 30, 2014 9:36 pm

A gun is a good namesake because ... everyone is going to be afraid of her and no fucked-up guy will try to kill her.
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Re: Ultimate Top Trumps

Postby DonRetrasado » Sat May 31, 2014 6:22 am

Astrogirl wrote:A gun is a good namesake because ... everyone is going to be afraid of her and no fucked-up guy will try to kill her.

Damn, now I wish I was named after a gun
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Re: Ultimate Top Trumps

Postby Oldrac the Chitinous » Wed Jun 04, 2014 11:49 am

Okay, people, get me your explanations in the next day or so, or one of these palookas will win by default.
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Re: Ultimate Top Trumps

Postby Oldrac the Chitinous » Thu Jun 05, 2014 2:41 pm

It is decided: Astrogirl is the winning palooka!
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Re: Ultimate Top Trumps

Postby Astrogirl » Thu Jun 05, 2014 7:54 pm

Hey, I ain't no palooka!

I have a question, play your cards.
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Re: Ultimate Top Trumps

Postby Apocalyptus » Fri Jun 06, 2014 3:54 am

My card is a truly giant bubble-gum bubble.
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Re: Ultimate Top Trumps

Postby Sahan » Fri Jun 06, 2014 1:01 pm

My card is a rockmelon.
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Re: Ultimate Top Trumps

Postby Liriodendron_fagotti » Fri Jun 06, 2014 1:22 pm

My card is Maine.
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Re: Ultimate Top Trumps

Postby Oldrac the Chitinous » Fri Jun 06, 2014 2:09 pm

Yay Maine!

My card is Dogecoin.
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Re: Ultimate Top Trumps

Postby Astrogirl » Sun Jun 08, 2014 8:58 pm

Cards, your lovely cards, please hand them in!
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Re: Ultimate Top Trumps

Postby Lethal Interjection » Mon Jun 09, 2014 8:23 pm

My card is a pocket watch.

On a side note, for the last round (which I was too busy to finish...), I actually know a woman named after a gun (Kimber, after the brand of rifle), and a woman named Astrogirl. So actually both Gun and Astro had it right.
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Re: Ultimate Top Trumps

Postby Astrogirl » Mon Jun 09, 2014 9:34 pm

You know a woman with the reallife name Astrogirl?
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