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Re: Ultimate Top Trumps
Posted: Sun May 25, 2014 10:57 pm
by Oldrac the Chitinous
Oh um 24-hour call for entries give me those entries y'all.
Re: Ultimate Top Trumps
Posted: Tue May 27, 2014 2:06 am
by Oldrac the Chitinous
Okeydoke, the category is: Best namesake for your new baby girl.
Re: Ultimate Top Trumps
Posted: Wed May 28, 2014 12:42 am
by Liriodendron_fagotti
There's no better namesake out there for your baby girl than a ceramic plate with a flower design on it. While all her friends will be named after that one great-aunt we never write to any more or bitter discussions on baby-naming forums, your baby girl will have the great distinction of being named after a ceramic plate with a flower design on it! What could be better! They're useful and practical yet stylish and able to fit in with the hippest of crowds, or stand out at the local barbeque amongst all the paper, styrofoam, and red plastic plates. Your baby girl couldn't dream of having a better namesake.
Re: Ultimate Top Trumps
Posted: Fri May 30, 2014 9:36 pm
by Astrogirl
A gun is a good namesake because ... everyone is going to be afraid of her and no fucked-up guy will try to kill her.
Re: Ultimate Top Trumps
Posted: Sat May 31, 2014 6:22 am
by DonRetrasado
Astrogirl wrote:A gun is a good namesake because ... everyone is going to be afraid of her and no fucked-up guy will try to kill her.
Damn, now I wish I was named after a gun
Re: Ultimate Top Trumps
Posted: Wed Jun 04, 2014 11:49 am
by Oldrac the Chitinous
Okay, people, get me your explanations in the next day or so, or one of these palookas will win by default.
Re: Ultimate Top Trumps
Posted: Thu Jun 05, 2014 2:41 pm
by Oldrac the Chitinous
It is decided: Astrogirl is the winning palooka!
Re: Ultimate Top Trumps
Posted: Thu Jun 05, 2014 7:54 pm
by Astrogirl
Hey, I ain't no palooka!
I have a question, play your cards.
Re: Ultimate Top Trumps
Posted: Fri Jun 06, 2014 3:54 am
by Apocalyptus
My card is a truly giant bubble-gum bubble.
Re: Ultimate Top Trumps
Posted: Fri Jun 06, 2014 1:01 pm
by Sahan
My card is a rockmelon.
Re: Ultimate Top Trumps
Posted: Fri Jun 06, 2014 1:22 pm
by Liriodendron_fagotti
My card is Maine.
Re: Ultimate Top Trumps
Posted: Fri Jun 06, 2014 2:09 pm
by Oldrac the Chitinous
Yay Maine!
My card is Dogecoin.
Re: Ultimate Top Trumps
Posted: Sun Jun 08, 2014 8:58 pm
by Astrogirl
Cards, your lovely cards, please hand them in!
Re: Ultimate Top Trumps
Posted: Mon Jun 09, 2014 8:23 pm
by Lethal Interjection
My card is a pocket watch.
On a side note, for the last round (which I was too busy to finish...), I actually know a woman named after a gun (Kimber, after the brand of rifle), and a woman named Astrogirl. So actually both Gun and Astro had it right.
Re: Ultimate Top Trumps
Posted: Mon Jun 09, 2014 9:34 pm
by Astrogirl
You know a woman with the reallife name Astrogirl?