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A sucker punch to the gut.

Raucous sex.

Grandma's facebook.

Liriodendron_fagotti wrote:A sucker punch to the gut.

That's a bit uncalled for.

My card is dank-ass space weed.

Food stamps.

Okay folks, there is an arbitrary amount of time to enter your cards! So better get them in before I do or do not adhere to my own timeline!

Well I'm a little bit or a lot early or late for my arbitrary deadline, but I will present the topic now.

Best thing/place for a honeymoon.

So explain yourselves!


Also, I have a feeling this will be a tough one to judge. A lot of fitting (directly or otherwise) cards that could work quite nicely. I'm looking forward to this.

You gotta start that marriage off on the right foot*.


*Or fist, in this case.

Hey little newlywed, send your hubby outta the room. I gotta get you up on this. You know who I am: Egnignort, dealin' in dank ass space weed. Take one hit and you'll do anything to cop more. Steal from your bridesmaids, lie, cheat on your hubby, but hey, that's the price you pay when you deal with dudes like me. Now, some folks will tell you than I'm an alien, but hey, do I look like that kind of guy to a kid like you?



Yesssssssssssss.

Lethal Interjection wrote:Best thing/place for a honeymoon.

Hormone injections are a great thing for the honeymoon. Maybe you want to get pregnant really soon. Or you want to feminize or masculinize your body. Either way, hormone injections are great.

I think it's decision time.

I disagree. 3 explanations isn't enough. Come on folks, get your explanations in.

Feel free to remind me again in a few days if people don't respond and I don't jump in with a winner before then.

I had a good idea but I got busy with school, I might be able to do it on Tuesday I guess but don't hold the game back on my behalf.

Yeah, I was going to give it a miss because I can't think of a single reason anyone would want raucous sex to interrupt their honeymoon.

Food stamps are great because they show you are willing to go that extra mile (the approximate distance to your nearest unemployment centre) to provide for a family. What makes it even more impressive is that you make enough money to not be eligible for food stamps, but you were still dedicated and determined enough to get your hands on them by any means necessary. Your future partner will love that in you!