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Re: Ultimate Top Trumps

Postby smiley_cow » Wed Nov 24, 2010 4:10 pm

The Japanese birth and death rate would comfort you in the knowledge that you weren't in the real world in an economy that is about to implode because of the country's refusal to allow in immigrants.
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Re: Ultimate Top Trumps

Postby Lethal Interjection » Wed Nov 24, 2010 7:44 pm

The Ace of Spades always comes in handy in prison. Nothing like cheating in cigarette poker.!
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Re: Ultimate Top Trumps

Postby Kimra » Thu Nov 25, 2010 3:32 am

Seriously, Morgan Freeman just stood around narrating. What are you all excited about him being in prison with you? At least The Pokemon Franchise would entertain you and maybe make you money. If that doesn't work for you you could use it to torture other prisoners to become boss of the cell block and rule with an electric fist.
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Re: Ultimate Top Trumps

Postby Sahan » Thu Nov 25, 2010 1:13 pm

You can barter for priviledges with Kellogg's Cereal!
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Re: Ultimate Top Trumps

Postby FengharTheNord » Sat Nov 27, 2010 7:30 am

Oops little late to the argument but I think this should settle my case pretty well.

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Re: Ultimate Top Trumps

Postby Apocalyptus » Sun Nov 28, 2010 12:07 am

A thorough and moving portrait of a unique personality.
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Re: Ultimate Top Trumps

Postby Kimra » Sun Nov 28, 2010 1:45 am

When do we get the next card drawn?
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Re: Ultimate Top Trumps

Postby Amerika » Sun Nov 28, 2010 1:49 am

I DON'T FUCKING KNOW GET OFF MY BACK
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Re: Ultimate Top Trumps

Postby Oldrac the Chitinous » Tue Nov 30, 2010 7:29 am

I am in command of this game now.

I've got my card.

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Re: Ultimate Top Trumps

Postby Kovvy » Tue Nov 30, 2010 7:31 am

Wait so who won the last round? Was it Fenghar?

For my next card I choooose.... insomnia!
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Re: Ultimate Top Trumps

Postby Oldrac the Chitinous » Tue Nov 30, 2010 7:33 am

I think so, but I'll let Cirtur make the final pronouncement.
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Re: Ultimate Top Trumps

Postby DonRetrasado » Tue Nov 30, 2010 7:38 am

I choose... The Banjo.
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Re: Ultimate Top Trumps

Postby Oldrac the Chitinous » Tue Nov 30, 2010 7:43 am

I don't see it. It doesn't look like I can create new stickies, either. Which strikes me as kind of silly, but such is life.
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Re: Ultimate Top Trumps

Postby Kimra » Tue Nov 30, 2010 8:32 am

I choose the bubonic plague and it's carriers, the fleas.
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Re: Ultimate Top Trumps

Postby DonRetrasado » Tue Nov 30, 2010 8:39 am

Oldrac the Chitinous wrote:I don't see it. It doesn't look like I can create new stickies, either. Which strikes me as kind of silly, but such is life.

Qué lastima. What do you want unstickied?
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