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The Japanese birth and death rate would comfort you in the knowledge that you weren't in the real world in an economy that is about to implode because of the country's refusal to allow in immigrants.
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The Ace of Spades always comes in handy in prison. Nothing like cheating in cigarette poker.!

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Seriously, Morgan Freeman just stood around narrating. What are you all excited about him being in prison with you? At least The Pokemon Franchise would entertain you and maybe make you money. If that doesn't work for you you could use it to torture other prisoners to become boss of the cell block and rule with an electric fist.
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You can barter for priviledges with Kellogg's Cereal!
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Oops little late to the argument but I think this should settle my case pretty well.

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When do we get the next card drawn?
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I DON'T FUCKING KNOW GET OFF MY BACK

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I am in command of this game now.

I've got my card.

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Wait so who won the last round? Was it Fenghar?

For my next card I choooose.... insomnia!

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I think so, but I'll let Cirtur make the final pronouncement.
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I choose... The Banjo.
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I don't see it. It doesn't look like I can create new stickies, either. Which strikes me as kind of silly, but such is life.
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I choose the bubonic plague and it's carriers, the fleas.
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Oldrac the Chitinous wrote:I don't see it. It doesn't look like I can create new stickies, either. Which strikes me as kind of silly, but such is life.
Qué lastima. What do you want unstickied?
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