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Come on guys, he's busy handling packages.
He's doin' it right. You can't rush that.

I'm going to enter because I can


I pick Zarathustra

I pick the Bluth Family.

I live!

At least long enough to reveal the category:

"Would go together well with an angry mob of torch-carrying peasants."

Well since The Boston Red Sox lost this world series, and since Boston is comprised almost entirely of angry peasants, I think it's probable that this world series ended with an angry mob of torch-carrying peasants. At least I would be very surprised if it didn't.

Guy Fawkes was in charge of explosives for the Gunpowder Plot, and would have let 36 barrels of gunpoder go off in the House of Lords if he hadn't been ratted out. He's your go-to-man if you want disgruntled torch-carrying peasant folk to get their message across with a bang.

Hick peasants love the banjo! Plus you can just as easily change it into some wacky Dukes of Hazzard shit where the Boys are trying to get away from a bunch of torch-carrying peasants.

Who wants hick torch carrying peasants in a mob? The Bubonic Plague would sort them out quick smart! And be funny to watch from a great distance.
Ergo: The bubonic plague would go together extremely well with an angry mob of torch-carrying peasants.

I'm sorry, but have you read Thus Spake Zarathustra? He pisses off the mob a fucking lot.

Here, let me quote a section "Life is a well of delight; but where the rabble also drink, there all fountains are poisoned." This guy hates a mob, he says other shit about how the common people are all dicks. Zarathustra defines himself by being alone and then when he gets followers he tells them to be alone rather than be associated with a group of people.

In one part of the book he is literally attacked by peasants.

Insomnia-- can't sleep, might as well form an angry mob!

Everyone knows you can't have a unruly mob without a spade!

Racist!

Kovvy wrote:Racist!

Itsa time for a lynchin'!

People look like ants when you look at them from way up top. The ants are the mob. Therefore I win

My guy is literally and literately involved with an angry mob.