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Re: Ultimate Top Trumps

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Everyone knows the Bluth Family have had multiple interactions with angry mobs, and been an angry mob at certain points, why break the habit of a lifetime?
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You know what angry mobs are made of? That's right: Biomass. So clearly the best thing to add is even more biomass.
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But that might crush and destroy the existing mob. I disapprove of this idea.
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Biomass will just get in the way.

My card was involved in an attempted uprising! His gunpowder would make the mob's efforts far more effective.
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All mobs carry the plague, and fleas.
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Yeah, I'm not even going to try.
Oh fine.
Uh... HIGNFY can carry torches and be peasants and angry and make quips about the last week's news. What do you think of that now?


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It's pretty close between Zarathustra and Guy Fawkes, but I think I've got to go with Guy Fawkes 'cause Zarathustra did a whole bunch of other, non mob-related things.
Honorable mention for the plague, 'cause peasants without the plague just aren't the same.
Dishonorable mention for Fenghar, who called me a name. :-(

So I guess Sahan, you pick a new category and tell us when you have.
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I choose the REDACTED BY FORUM GAMES POLICE STATE.
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You should probably wait until he's chosen the category so as not to influence him.
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SAhan more like SLOW-han
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Hey hey not nice! In all seriousness though I'll be away from the forums after Sunday night (Sunday afternoon for you weirdos) for a faimly holiday to meet/kill Amerika. So unless we decide play a lightning round before then, someone else should choose a topic.

I've chosen a topic anyway, and I'll reveal it tomorrow at 2pm GMT if we want to play a superfast game.
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I choose: the Spanish Inquisition.
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My card is Ptolemaic Egypt.
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My card is lederhosen.
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Sahan wrote:to meet/kill Amerika.
I feel like I should have been informed.


In that case, my card is Batman's preparedness.

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