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Kovvy
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Re: Ultimate Top Trumps

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Kimra wrote:I choose: the Spanish Inquisition.
Woah, I didn't expect that.

I choose turkey.

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Re: Ultimate Top Trumps

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My card is Indoor Plumbing.
Police said they spent some time working out if they could charge the man with being armed with a weapon, as technically he was armed with part of a fish.

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My card is Relativity.
ol qwerty bastard wrote:bitcoin is backed by math, and math is intrinsically perfect and logically consistent always

gödel stop spreading fud

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Re: Ultimate Top Trumps

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Kovvy wrote:
Kimra wrote:I choose: the Spanish Inquisition.
Woah, I didn't expect that.
To be fair, nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition.
DonRetrasado wrote:Is a man not entitled to the sweat of his brow? I chose something different. I chose the impossible. I chose... Bitcoin.

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My card is a supercomputer.
Microaggression? Microaggression!

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Re: Ultimate Top Trumps

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My card is highways
DonRetrasado wrote:
Amerika wrote:
DonRetrasado wrote:Well you'd need a sock as big as an airplane to hide my penis. An airplane the size of the universe.
Wait I live in a universe.
bow chicka bow wow

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Amerika
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I spread this game to my family


they love it. I have yet to decide whether this is good or bad, except my mother referred to it as our game. that cold-hearted bitch

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My card is Project Mayhem.

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My card is the Kraken.
They say love is the most powerful force in the universe. I'm trying to harness it to make weapons of mass destruction.

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My card is a very bad pun.
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Re: Ultimate Top Trumps

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Amerika wrote: that cold-hearted bitch
Well, she did bring you into the world.


OH WAIT.
Kimra wrote:Next they'll be denying us the right to say "We'll rape your arse if you don't come to this fucken country."

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She has had 18 years to turn into a cold hearted bitch


I think anyone could manage this

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Is that a challenge?
Kimra wrote:Next they'll be denying us the right to say "We'll rape your arse if you don't come to this fucken country."

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i love my mommy
DonRetrasado wrote:
Amerika wrote:
DonRetrasado wrote:Well you'd need a sock as big as an airplane to hide my penis. An airplane the size of the universe.
Wait I live in a universe.
bow chicka bow wow

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Re: Ultimate Top Trumps

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No no, I whole-heartedly believe that you could do this.

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