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SMBC Comics Forum • View topic - Death's Wishes
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Re: Death's Wishes

PostPosted: Thu Jul 07, 2011 3:58 am
by DonRetrasado

Re: Death's Wishes

PostPosted: Thu Jul 07, 2011 4:00 am
by Lethal Interjection

Re: Death's Wishes

PostPosted: Tue Jul 12, 2011 10:25 am
by GUTCHUCKER
You lose the ticket, which is picked up by a dirty unshaven homeless man. He uses his ticket to buy his way to wealth, glory and a razor, and sells his story to the media, acquiring fame. He begins to dabble in politics, then manipulate, and eventually sets himself up as a powerful tyrannical emperor, lording it over the land, his iron fist clenching your world in an unyielding grip. You go outside to get the mail and are crushed to a smear under the tread of a battle tank from his personal army.

I wish for Earth to be visited by interesting aliens.

Re: Death's Wishes

PostPosted: Tue Jul 12, 2011 11:58 am
by Oldrac the Chitinous
The earth is visited by aliens who picked up wi-fi signals from Earth and based their culture around our games of top trumps. They abduct you and force you to explain your friggin' trump already, geez.

I wish Gutchucker would explain his friggin' trump already.

Re: Death's Wishes

PostPosted: Tue Jul 12, 2011 1:24 pm
by gavin

Re: Death's Wishes

PostPosted: Tue Jul 12, 2011 1:35 pm
by Astrogirl
You are the perfect man.
Millions and millions of hetero- und bisexual women, homo- and bisexual men and androsexual genderqueer individuals pile up in front of your house because they want you. And behind your house. And left and right of your house.
You cannot leave your house anymore. You starve to death.

I wish I earned 10-20% more than I do.

Re: Death's Wishes

PostPosted: Tue Jul 12, 2011 1:55 pm
by Felstaff

Re: Death's Wishes

PostPosted: Tue Jul 12, 2011 2:14 pm
by Eisbreaker

Re: Death's Wishes

PostPosted: Tue Jul 12, 2011 2:44 pm
by Astrogirl
You are put in the . It all makes sense. You turn insane.

I wish it weren't quite as hot.

PS: viewtopic.php?f=4&t=3441

Re: Death's Wishes

PostPosted: Wed Jul 13, 2011 12:07 am
by Kaharz

Re: Death's Wishes

PostPosted: Wed Jul 13, 2011 1:44 pm
by gavin

Re: Death's Wishes

PostPosted: Wed Jul 13, 2011 2:04 pm
by Sahan
You... completely misread Kaharz's wish there.

Re: Death's Wishes

PostPosted: Wed Jul 13, 2011 2:39 pm
by gavin

Re: Death's Wishes

PostPosted: Wed Jul 13, 2011 3:13 pm
by Eisbreaker

Re: Death's Wishes

PostPosted: Wed Jul 13, 2011 6:35 pm
by Astrogirl
The world implodes. You are dead.

I wish my new TV could not only read FAT16 and FAT32, but also ext3 so that it could run the videos from my hard drive.