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Re: Ultimate Top Trumps

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Apocalyptus wrote:I must be missing something because I don't get this at all.
Just go with it and pick a random topic, that's what I'm about to do.

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Oh yeah, so basically it's just like Apples to Apples, then.

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Oldrac the Chitinous wrote:
Apocalyptus wrote:I must be missing something because I don't get this at all.
If I understand it right, it'd work something like this:

Amerika picks the category "Chewy." We don't know this.

The great unwashed submit a bunch of things, and then we have to try and convince him that whichever we submitted is the chewiest of the bunch.
Ok well that actually helps a lot.

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My card is the Ace of Spades.

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My card is legendary underground hip hop producer and emcee El-P's 2007 solo album, I'll Sleep When You're Dead.
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Okay the category was Best Prison Companion

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Simpsons: Snake.

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I'm pretty sure the whole population of China would be the best prison companion.
You'd never get bored.
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The sweet, dulcet tones of hip-hop emcee El-P's I'll Sleep When You're Dead will keep you and your pimp entertained for many hours!



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All I know is that a cereal full in fibre like Kellogg's All-Bran is exactly what you need to help you get out of your prison sooner.
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Re: Ultimate Top Trumps

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FengharTheNord wrote:My card is Morgan Freeman.
Well I think Fenghar wins this round.
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Maybe if he'd written Tim Robbins.
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Fenghar has it at the moment.

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Yeah, it's hard to argue with that.
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Yeah, Fenghar is the winner here. If the subject was best umpire though I think it would be a different story.

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