Ultimate Top Trumps
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Re: Ultimate Top Trumps
Come on guys, he's busy handling packages.
He's doin' it right. You can't rush that.
He's doin' it right. You can't rush that.
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Re: Ultimate Top Trumps
I'm going to enter because I can
I pick Zarathustra
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Re: Ultimate Top Trumps
I pick the Bluth Family.
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Re: Ultimate Top Trumps
I live!
At least long enough to reveal the category:
"Would go together well with an angry mob of torch-carrying peasants."
At least long enough to reveal the category:
"Would go together well with an angry mob of torch-carrying peasants."
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Re: Ultimate Top Trumps
Well since The Boston Red Sox lost this world series, and since Boston is comprised almost entirely of angry peasants, I think it's probable that this world series ended with an angry mob of torch-carrying peasants. At least I would be very surprised if it didn't.
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Re: Ultimate Top Trumps
Guy Fawkes was in charge of explosives for the Gunpowder Plot, and would have let 36 barrels of gunpoder go off in the House of Lords if he hadn't been ratted out. He's your go-to-man if you want disgruntled torch-carrying peasant folk to get their message across with a bang.
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Re: Ultimate Top Trumps
Hick peasants love the banjo! Plus you can just as easily change it into some wacky Dukes of Hazzard shit where the Boys are trying to get away from a bunch of torch-carrying peasants.
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Re: Ultimate Top Trumps
Who wants hick torch carrying peasants in a mob? The Bubonic Plague would sort them out quick smart! And be funny to watch from a great distance.
Ergo: The bubonic plague would go together extremely well with an angry mob of torch-carrying peasants.
Ergo: The bubonic plague would go together extremely well with an angry mob of torch-carrying peasants.
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Re: Ultimate Top Trumps
I'm sorry, but have you read Thus Spake Zarathustra? He pisses off the mob a fucking lot.
Here, let me quote a section "Life is a well of delight; but where the rabble also drink, there all fountains are poisoned." This guy hates a mob, he says other shit about how the common people are all dicks. Zarathustra defines himself by being alone and then when he gets followers he tells them to be alone rather than be associated with a group of people.
In one part of the book he is literally attacked by peasants.
Here, let me quote a section "Life is a well of delight; but where the rabble also drink, there all fountains are poisoned." This guy hates a mob, he says other shit about how the common people are all dicks. Zarathustra defines himself by being alone and then when he gets followers he tells them to be alone rather than be associated with a group of people.
In one part of the book he is literally attacked by peasants.
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Re: Ultimate Top Trumps
Insomnia-- can't sleep, might as well form an angry mob!
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Everyone knows you can't have a unruly mob without a spade!
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Re: Ultimate Top Trumps
Racist!
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Itsa time for a lynchin'!Kovvy wrote:Racist!
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Re: Ultimate Top Trumps
People look like ants when you look at them from way up top. The ants are the mob. Therefore I win
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Re: Ultimate Top Trumps
My guy is literally and literately involved with an angry mob.