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MA OPINIONS

Postby Amerika » Wed Dec 08, 2010 8:41 pm

[url=http://brosdontletbroslovehos.tumblr.com]SOOOO yeah i'M DOing little opinion pieces




DON'T GET OFFENDED offended that's a good one I'll do one on getting offended[/url] oh yeah also tumblr is down so clicking this link will do nothing
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Re: MA OPINIONS

Postby Kovvy » Wed Dec 08, 2010 9:39 pm

I think the background is hypnotizing me to agree with you!

Or else you are just very convincing.
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Re: MA OPINIONS

Postby FengharTheNord » Thu Dec 09, 2010 12:17 am

Here's my opinion on opinions. They suck. Opinions are gay. Anyone who has an opinion is a idiot.
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Re: MA OPINIONS

Postby Oldrac the Chitinous » Thu Dec 09, 2010 8:10 am

The only thing worse than opinions are opinions about opinions.
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Re: MA OPINIONS

Postby Amerika » Thu Dec 09, 2010 11:32 am

my opinion is SUCKY MA BALLS
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Re: MA OPINIONS

Postby Kimra » Thu Dec 09, 2010 1:21 pm

My opinion is: They suck enough on their own.
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Re: MA OPINIONS

Postby Amerika » Thu Dec 09, 2010 3:30 pm

you jest but as balls they do their job pretty well



They store semen well is what I'm saying. If that was too subtle for you, my jizz is safe right up in there
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Re: MA OPINIONS

Postby Kimra » Thu Dec 09, 2010 4:15 pm

Amerika wrote:you jest but as balls they do their job pretty well



They store semen well is what I'm saying. If that was too subtle for you, my jizz is safe right up in there

Stored, never to be released. Well done.
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Re: MA OPINIONS

Postby Amerika » Thu Dec 09, 2010 4:30 pm

Well I don't want my sexcrement running around town
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Re: MA OPINIONS

Postby FengharTheNord » Thu Dec 09, 2010 10:11 pm

oh god... sexcrement
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Re: MA OPINIONS

Postby carbonstealer » Thu Dec 09, 2010 11:11 pm

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Amerika wrote:you jest but as balls they do their job pretty well



They store semen well is what I'm saying. If that was too subtle for you, my jizz is safe right up in there

Stored, never to be released. Well done.


Oh i don't know about that. I'd say that it is released with frightening regularity, just never into, around, or even in the general proximity of a willing female
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Re: MA OPINIONS

Postby Amerika » Thu Dec 09, 2010 11:56 pm

ya had to say willing
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Re: MA OPINIONS

Postby Kimra » Thu Dec 09, 2010 11:59 pm

Blow up dolls can't say no. That's like willing right?
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Re: MA OPINIONS

Postby Amerika » Fri Dec 10, 2010 12:02 am

I always feel like they should put the blow up thing in the doll's mouth, so you're kissing it like foreplay.



But I guess that's one less place to fuck it.
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Re: MA OPINIONS

Postby Kovvy » Fri Dec 10, 2010 12:40 am

Maybe on the neck then? That is a good kissy place.

Or one of the nipples or something.
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