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Death's Wishes

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Re: Death's Wishes

Postby DonRetrasado » Thu Jul 07, 2011 3:58 am

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Re: Death's Wishes

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Re: Death's Wishes

Postby GUTCHUCKER » Tue Jul 12, 2011 10:25 am

You lose the ticket, which is picked up by a dirty unshaven homeless man. He uses his ticket to buy his way to wealth, glory and a razor, and sells his story to the media, acquiring fame. He begins to dabble in politics, then manipulate, and eventually sets himself up as a powerful tyrannical emperor, lording it over the land, his iron fist clenching your world in an unyielding grip. You go outside to get the mail and are crushed to a smear under the tread of a battle tank from his personal army.

I wish for Earth to be visited by interesting aliens.
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Re: Death's Wishes

Postby Oldrac the Chitinous » Tue Jul 12, 2011 11:58 am

The earth is visited by aliens who picked up wi-fi signals from Earth and based their culture around our games of top trumps. They abduct you and force you to explain your friggin' trump already, geez.

I wish Gutchucker would explain his friggin' trump already.
Police said they spent some time working out if they could charge the man with being armed with a weapon, as technically he was armed with part of a fish.
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Re: Death's Wishes

Postby gavin » Tue Jul 12, 2011 1:24 pm

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Re: Death's Wishes

Postby Astrogirl » Tue Jul 12, 2011 1:35 pm

You are the perfect man.
Millions and millions of hetero- und bisexual women, homo- and bisexual men and androsexual genderqueer individuals pile up in front of your house because they want you. And behind your house. And left and right of your house.
You cannot leave your house anymore. You starve to death.

I wish I earned 10-20% more than I do.
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Re: Death's Wishes

Postby Felstaff » Tue Jul 12, 2011 1:55 pm

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Re: Death's Wishes

Postby Eisbreaker » Tue Jul 12, 2011 2:14 pm

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Re: Death's Wishes

Postby Astrogirl » Tue Jul 12, 2011 2:44 pm

You are put in the . It all makes sense. You turn insane.

I wish it weren't quite as hot.

PS: viewtopic.php?f=4&t=3441
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Re: Death's Wishes

Postby Kaharz » Wed Jul 13, 2011 12:07 am

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Re: Death's Wishes

Postby gavin » Wed Jul 13, 2011 1:44 pm

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Re: Death's Wishes

Postby Sahan » Wed Jul 13, 2011 2:04 pm

You... completely misread Kaharz's wish there.
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Re: Death's Wishes

Postby gavin » Wed Jul 13, 2011 2:39 pm

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Re: Death's Wishes

Postby Eisbreaker » Wed Jul 13, 2011 3:13 pm

Don't drink and drive, take LSD and Teleport.
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Re: Death's Wishes

Postby Astrogirl » Wed Jul 13, 2011 6:35 pm

The world implodes. You are dead.

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