## [2011-Aug-23] Doin' Your Mom

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### Re: Doin' Your Mom [August 23 2011]

Guest wrote:This doesn't work out so well because I would be 47 when my dad would be telling me this...
Your dad had you at 94.75 years old?

Guest

### Re: Doin' Your Mom [August 23 2011]

Guest wrote:
Guest wrote:This doesn't work out so well because I would be 47 when my dad would be telling me this...
Your dad had you at 94.75 years old?
ugh, nevermind. Thank god I posted that as guest

Guest1

### Re: Doin' Your Mom [August 23 2011]

For those of you still doubting the math, think of it this way: If you concieved a child at the age of 24, your child will be 24 when you are 48 plus the 9 month gestation period (2*(your childs age) + .75).

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### Re: Doin' Your Mom [August 23 2011]

How would this work if my child aged backwards?

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### Re: Doin' Your Mom [August 23 2011]

The moment you were born plus 9 months.
Paranoid? Probably. But just because you're paranoid doesn't mean that there isn't an invisible demon
about to eat your face.

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### Re: Doin' Your Mom [August 23 2011]

Lethal Interjection wrote:How would this work if my child aged backwards?
"In 25 years and 9 months, I'll be mom ruoy gniod!"

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### Re: Doin' Your Mom [August 23 2011]

Surely this needs to be "there are only X days (where X is equal to the number of children)"

Possibly needs further modifications for multiple births and children not surviving to their SMBC-burn-day (or children who's SMBC-burn-day will not occur until after you have died).

#justsaying

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### Re: Doin' Your Mom [August 23 2011]

I can't wait to tell my son that "when I was your age I was telling you how at your age I copulated with your mother". Granted I'll be pretty old, and I don't know how clear it will be without my teeth in.

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### Re: Doin' Your Mom [August 23 2011]

Guest wrote:Sorrrry math is wrong

Its 2 * (YOUR age at THEIR birth) -0.75
bahaha, newp, YOU'RE wrong, the math in the comic was just fine. Yours only works if you include the -0.75 in the parentheses:
2 * (YOUR age at THEIR birth - 0.75)

But why bother? The original comic was more clear.

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### Re: Doin' Your Mom [August 23 2011]

Lethal Interjection wrote:I can't wait to tell my son that "when I was your age I was telling you how at your age I copulated with your mother". Granted I'll be pretty old, and I don't know how clear it will be without my teeth in.
Write it down then