[2011-Aug-23] Doin' Your Mom

[Guest]

This doesn't work out so well because I would be 47 when my dad would be telling me this...

Your dad had you at 94.75 years old?

[Guest]

This doesn't work out so well because I would be 47 when my dad would be telling me this...

Your dad had you at 94.75 years old?

ugh, nevermind. Thank god I posted that as guest

[Guest1]

For those of you still doubting the math, think of it this way: If you concieved a child at the age of 24, your child will be 24 when you are 48 plus the 9 month gestation period (2*(your childs age) + .75).

[Lethal Interjection]

How would this work if my child aged backwards?

[Gangler]

The moment you were born plus 9 months.

[Guest]

How would this work if my child aged backwards?

"In 25 years and 9 months, I'll be mom ruoy gniod!"

[The_Coyltonian]

Surely this needs to be "there are only X days (where X is equal to the number of children)"

Possibly needs further modifications for multiple births and children not surviving to their SMBC-burn-day (or children who's SMBC-burn-day will not occur until after you have died).

#justsaying

[Lethal Interjection]

I can't wait to tell my son that "when I was your age I was telling you how at your age I copulated with your mother". Granted I'll be pretty old, and I don't know how clear it will be without my teeth in.

[Guestbasha]

Sorrrry math is wrong

Its 2 * (YOUR age at THEIR birth) -0.75

bahaha, newp, YOU'RE wrong, the math in the comic was just fine. Yours only works if you include the -0.75 in the parentheses:
2 * (YOUR age at THEIR birth - 0.75)

But why bother? The original comic was more clear.

[Guest]

I can't wait to tell my son that "when I was your age I was telling you how at your age I copulated with your mother". Granted I'll be pretty old, and I don't know how clear it will be without my teeth in.

Write it down then