[2011-Sep-03] The Universe moves on, so should you
[2011-Sep-03] The Universe moves on, so should you
Does Zack work at my place of business? Because I get these sorts of calls all the damn time.
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Re: [2011-Sep-03} The Universe moves on, so should you
Do you work for a suicide hotline?
Destructicus wrote: Alt text:
"I wonder if chemists feel bad that they're always left out of these sorts of jokes."
Since when is chemistry not a science?
Re: [2011-Sep-03} The Universe moves on, so should you
I sometimes call those numbers pretending I'm gonna kill myself and if I get a hot woman on the other end I try to get her to come round so we can fuck.Sahan wrote:Do you work for a suicide hotline?
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Re: [2011-Sep-03} The Universe moves on, so should you
Suicide brothels. Marketable business venture?
Paranoid? Probably. But just because you're paranoid doesn't mean that there isn't an invisible demon
about to eat your face.
about to eat your face.
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Re: [2011-Sep-03} The Universe moves on, so should you
If hell existed, you would be going there.Robert Largedick wrote:I sometimes call those numbers pretending I'm gonna kill myself and if I get a hot woman on the other end I try to get her to come round so we can fuck.
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Re: [2011-Sep-03} The Universe moves on, so should you
Really? I think his ability to accurately determine the physical attractiveness of someone via telephone suggests he may not be bound to same fate as the rest of us mere mortals.
Destructicus wrote: Alt text:
"I wonder if chemists feel bad that they're always left out of these sorts of jokes."
Since when is chemistry not a science?
Re: [2011-Sep-03} The Universe moves on, so should you
existential fear was never as funny before I started smbc
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Re: [2011-Sep-03} The Universe moves on, so should you
If saying something stupid and untrue on the internet was grounds for condemnation, I think we are all hellbound.ChaoticBrain wrote:If hell existed, you would be going there.Robert Largedick wrote:I sometimes call those numbers pretending I'm gonna kill myself and if I get a hot woman on the other end I try to get her to come round so we can fuck.
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Re: [2011-Sep-03} The Universe moves on, so should you
ಠ_ಠ THIS COMIC IS BAD AND YOU SHOULD FEEL BAD! ಠ_ಠ
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Re: [2011-Sep-03} The Universe moves on, so should you
Fuck you quint, you're not my mother. You can't tell me what to feel bad about.
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Re: [2011-Sep-03} The Universe moves on, so should you
Actually, I am your mother. Don't forget to brush your teeth before supper! Kisses.GUTCHUCKER wrote:Fuck you quint, you're not my mother. You can't tell me what to feel bad about.
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Re: [2011-Sep-03} The Universe moves on, so should you
You really don't need to quote me when you post directly below what you're referring to...
Datanazush wrote:I ship Mohammed and Jehova.
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Re: [2011-Sep-03} The Universe moves on, so should you
You don't like being quoted? Well bully for you.GUTCHUCKER wrote:You really don't need to quote me when you post directly below what you're referring to...
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Re: [2011-Sep-03] The Universe moves on, so should you
Fuck parrots
Datanazush wrote:I ship Mohammed and Jehova.
Re: [2011-Sep-03] The Universe moves on, so should you
GUTCHUCKER wrote:Fuck parrots