[2011-Sep-23] Brick.
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[2011-Sep-23] Brick.
Astrogirl wrote:Lethal, nobody wants to know about your herpes.
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Re: [2011-Sep-23] Brick.
Pretty sure Dilbert did this joke, except with slamming your head in a desk drawer.
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Re: [2011-Sep-23] Brick.
Reminds me of that Flight of the Conchords bit, where Jemaine helps Bret edit his song down to "If You're Into It".
Re: [2011-Sep-23] Brick.
I'd totally eat the brick. I mean, there are people who have eaten planes!
Re: [2011-Sep-23] Brick.
Honestly with a little processing I don't think eating a brick over a period of time would be all that hard.
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Re: [2011-Sep-23] Brick.
The problem is portion size, really.
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Re: [2011-Sep-23] Brick.
Actually many people eat bricks because they want this is called pica
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pica_%28disorder%29
I would eat a brick for a good girl but I doubt that a girl would change her mind because of that.
Climb montains and cross valleys on the other hand are much harder to do...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pica_%28disorder%29
I would eat a brick for a good girl but I doubt that a girl would change her mind because of that.
Climb montains and cross valleys on the other hand are much harder to do...
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Re: [2011-Sep-23] Brick.
No, see, if he ate the brick, the girl would be contractually obligated to love that guy for the rest of her life.
Police said they spent some time working out if they could charge the man with being armed with a weapon, as technically he was armed with part of a fish.
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Re: [2011-Sep-23] Brick.
When she sees you'll do anything she says, she's bound to respect you... Sure I'll eat the brick! What's a big sister for?
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Re: [2011-Sep-23] Brick.
I'm thinking he was a pansy, all he needed was a hammer to break it up a bit. Shesh, whinner.
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Re: [2011-Sep-23] Brick.
But then you get a ton of jagged brick shards.
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Re: [2011-Sep-23] Brick.
Not likely. But passable, maybe.
Police said they spent some time working out if they could charge the man with being armed with a weapon, as technically he was armed with part of a fish.
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Re: [2011-Sep-23] Brick.
Well she's not asking him to digest it properly. And I think maybe you don't want to be with her if she's going to examine your excrement.Oldrac the Chitinous wrote:Not likely. But passable, maybe.
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