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by DonRetrasado » Fri Sep 23, 2011 6:52 am
Astrogirl wrote: Lethal, nobody wants to know about your herpes.
Lethal Interjection wrote: That's good to know. I can avoid a few awkward phone calls now.
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by Edminster » Fri Sep 23, 2011 7:16 am
Pretty sure Dilbert did this joke, except with slamming your head in a desk drawer.
ol qwerty bastard wrote: bitcoin is backed by math, and math is intrinsically perfect and logically consistent always
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by John Magnum » Fri Sep 23, 2011 7:39 am
Reminds me of that Flight of the Conchords bit, where Jemaine helps Bret edit his song down to "If You're Into It".
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by plu » Fri Sep 23, 2011 9:58 am
It'd be better without the last panel.
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by Alabrax » Fri Sep 23, 2011 1:45 pm
Honestly with a little processing I don't think eating a brick over a period of time would be all that hard.
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by Eisbreaker » Fri Sep 23, 2011 3:42 pm
The problem is portion size, really.
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by Tkun » Fri Sep 23, 2011 9:39 pm
Actually many people eat bricks because they want this is called pica
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pica_%28disorder%29
I would eat a brick for a good girl but I doubt that a girl would change her mind because of that.
Climb montains and cross valleys on the other hand are much harder to do...
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by Oldrac the Chitinous » Fri Sep 23, 2011 10:45 pm
No, see, if he ate the brick, the girl would be contractually obligated to love that guy for the rest of her life.
Police said they spent some time working out if they could charge the man with being armed with a weapon, as technically he was armed with part of a fish.
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by DonRetrasado » Sat Sep 24, 2011 2:00 am
When she sees you'll do anything she says, she's bound to respect you... Sure I'll eat the brick! What's a big sister for?
Astrogirl wrote: Lethal, nobody wants to know about your herpes.
Lethal Interjection wrote: That's good to know. I can avoid a few awkward phone calls now.
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by Kimra » Sun Sep 25, 2011 2:46 pm
I'm thinking he was a pansy, all he needed was a hammer to break it up a bit. Shesh, whinner.
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by DonRetrasado » Mon Sep 26, 2011 12:08 am
But then you get a ton of jagged brick shards.
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Lethal Interjection wrote: That's good to know. I can avoid a few awkward phone calls now.
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by Kimra » Mon Sep 26, 2011 4:25 am
But digestible ones.
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by Oldrac the Chitinous » Mon Sep 26, 2011 4:30 am
Not likely. But passable, maybe.
Police said they spent some time working out if they could charge the man with being armed with a weapon, as technically he was armed with part of a fish.
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by Kimra » Mon Sep 26, 2011 10:16 am
Oldrac the Chitinous wrote: Not likely. But passable, maybe.
Well she's not asking him to digest it properly. And I think maybe you don't want to be with her if she's going to examine your excrement.
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