FAQ [For the less clever, answers are inside]

[Edminster]

What's that you're eating there, king of Persia?

pulled pork taco i made

The only one that gets to snog my rugged manly self is my boyfriend, and gavin is not my boyfriend.

I may have seen this photo before.

it is my favourite self-portrait, so yeah.

this is my favourite portrait of myself as depicted by another artist, however. You have probably also seen that one.

[Lethal Interjection]

My favourite personal picture is sadly undigitized.
It was a picture from my final year in high school, in the yearbook. I still have the yearbook, but I've never scanned it, and ten years later it isn't terribly representative of what I look like now, so I don't have much of a rush.

[Sahan]

I hate all photos of myself. I'm either terribly unphotogenic, or have unrealistic expectations of how I look that will never correct themselves.

[Felstaff]

People say I look nothing like my photographs. I guess it's because the photos I carry around with me are just former members of the Baader-Meinhof group, or press releases from Miss Nova Scotia Semi-Finals 1992.

[DonRetrasado]

Miss Nova Scotia Semi-Finals 1992

I swear Miss Pugwash had the competition in the bag. Robbed, I tell you!

[gavin]

The only one that gets to snog my rugged manly self is my boyfriend, and gavin is not my boyfriend.

I wouldn't want the herpes anyways...

[DonRetrasado]

The only one that gets to snog my rugged manly self is my boyfriend, and gavin is not my boyfriend.

I wouldn't want the herpes anyways...

Wow. All gay people have STDs now? That's pretty offensive.

[gavin]

Wow. All gay people have STDs now? That's pretty offensive.

Nope, just Ed. Though, now that you mention it, quite a few of my gay friends do have the occasional blemish showing up around their lips... their dreamy, voluptuous lips...

[Guest]

I'm posting this for like 5 minutes don't spam remove it's ahmet just leave it for 5 minutes.

http://i.imgur.com/DeEYG.jpg

[Edminster]

I'm posting this for like 5 minutes don't spam remove it's ahmet just leave it for 5 minutes.

http://i.imgur.com/DeEYG.jpg

Beautiful.

[Guest]

LOL SERIOUSLY That's fast ed. I'm good go ahead and delete it. Silly Macs and one scanner not being for public use.

[Eisbreaker]

I'm posting this for like 5 minutes don't spam remove it's ahmet just leave it for 5 minutes.

Somewhere out there, someone reading this has just formulated the perfect spambot algorithm.
So he wrote a post about it.

[Edminster]

No, I legit think that post is pretty beautiful. It's got desperation, fear of loss, fear of not being recognised by friends, and use of a familiar medium in an unexpected way. It's not gonna hang on my wall or anything, but it's Art.

[Eisbreaker]

*slow clap*

[AHMETxRock]

Quite good, ed. Yeah, i don't care what happens to the links now. I was in that lab for 7 hours and I didn't want to stay another ten figuring shit out. Be glad I thought of this place first as a good way to quickly take a dump.