Surefire business plans
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Re: Surefire business plans
You are not a giraffe, giraffe's can't type, they can't see the keyboard because it's way down at their hooves
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You could have just answered yes.
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I am a man of reason, I have lots of reasons for things.
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It's head was bent down. That's how it managed to lick me, you see. Also I was sitting in the back of a tall truck.Sandwiches wrote:Wouldn't you only be licking it's side as well? I have not met you but I can't think you are over 2m tall.
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Curses, I didn't account for objects in my calculations!
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At our zoo the giraffe enclosure is much lower than the walkway, so the giraffes are usually head height with the people. Also our zoo has the best view in all of Sydney. It is truly well located.
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At our zoo the giraffes have had their legs removed for ease of proximity.Kimra wrote:At our zoo the giraffe enclosure is much lower than the walkway, so the giraffes are usually head height with the people. Also our zoo has the best view in all of Sydney. It is truly well located.
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Those are called "snakes".Lethal Interjection wrote:At our zoo the giraffes have had their legs removed for ease of proximity.Kimra wrote:At our zoo the giraffe enclosure is much lower than the walkway, so the giraffes are usually head height with the people. Also our zoo has the best view in all of Sydney. It is truly well located.
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Four words:
Infinite fructose corn syrup.
Infinite fructose corn syrup.
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You need to get an entity existing in 4 spatial dimensions to help you out with that one. But it could work.
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I'd buy it!
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The only problem is, what if a 4th spatial dimension creates some kind of intelligence it's impossible to conceive of in 3 dimensions? It would be freeaky is what I'm saying, can you deal with that?
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Bumper sticker that says "but not in a creepy way."
To put next to other people's "I <3 My Honor Student" or "I <3 My Yorkshire Terrier" stickers.
To put next to other people's "I <3 My Honor Student" or "I <3 My Yorkshire Terrier" stickers.
Police said they spent some time working out if they could charge the man with being armed with a weapon, as technically he was armed with part of a fish.
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That reminds me of this meme pic someone posted on facebook. My first thought was, "hey, Woody Allen!"
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