Random MySpace hatin'.

GirlsDontDoThat · Post by **GirlsDontDoThat** » Sat Feb 23, 2008 8:34 pm

So this morning I check my MySpace and I have a message from a girl. I do not know this person, and can only say that I have been hit with random MySpace hatin'. Or random MySpace lols.

I have changed nothing in the text. This is totally freals.

She is red, I am blue.

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: D@ B1+cH u H@+3
Date: Feb 22, 2008 9:58 PM

wtf are u jokin god made this what are u fatass mixed withugly i surprised u didnt break ur fuckin camera how many eyes u got 4 but u still look like my dogs shit DO US ALL A FAVOR DELETE THIS MY SPACE AND GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE BEFORE U SHUT DOWN THE INTERNET.

From: Bekahs pothole in the international superhighway
Date: Feb 23, 2008 8:28 AM

Hello, Grammar, meet Punctuation.

Try this, www. hookedonphonics. com.

From: D@ B1+cH u H@+3
Date: Feb 23, 2008 11:55 AM

who da fuck u talkin to bitch meet ghetto ass nigga i can fuckin write how i want bitch im not upper class white chick get it straight

From: Bekahs pothole in the international superhighway
Date: Feb 23, 2008 12:06 PM

lol, clearly.

From: D@ B1+cH u H@+3
Date: Feb 23, 2008 12:09 PM

you want me to write like a white bitch ok i said who the fuck you talking to bitch meet ghetto ass nigga i can fucking write how i want bitch im not upper class white chick better whining pussy

From: Bekahs pothole in the international superhighway
Date: Feb 23, 2008 12:13 PM

You'll catch more flies with honey than vinegar.

From: D@ B1+cH u H@+3
Date: Feb 23, 2008 12:13 PM

wtf nff

Also, this is my profile photo. I think she called me four eyes in ebonics. Who makes fun of people for glasses anymore?! Hahaha

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ruotwocone · Post by **ruotwocone** » Sat Feb 23, 2008 10:03 pm

hey, hey, hey. give her some credit. she also called you fat and ugly

Frostbite · Post by **Frostbite** » Sat Feb 23, 2008 10:49 pm

Yeah fatty.

Lethal Interjection · Post by **Lethal Interjection** » Sun Feb 24, 2008 3:39 am

Yeah, that was me.

Okay, not really.

My buddy also had some random cricizing him. He had an "anonymous" person comment on his blog. Who then criticized the story he told, and said he should get better "grammer".

Actually, rereading it, I find it rather humourous, so I'll post it here. Sam is my current roomate in our apartment. The two of us used to share a different apartment with Dan.

At 3/14/2007 03:55:00 PM, Anonymous said...
just passing by and thought i would be the one to tell you that you should really work on those writing and grammer skills. keep it more to the point ... a creative writing class might be a good idea

At 3/16/2007 12:39:00 AM, Sam said...
Hey Anonymous,

Look, I'm a big ol' grammar and writing snob myself over here, but really this is a blog, not a scholastic journal. Let the man write how he wants to write. This page isn't exactly required reading. And perhaps before calling someone to the floor for their writing and grammar skills, we should take the time to check over our own spelling ("grammer" Unless, of course, you are speaking about one who grams. In that case, carry on, sir or madam.) and sentence structure. It just looks sloppy. It also tends to weaken your argument when you display a distinct lack of writing ability in your admonishments.

At 3/16/2007 12:48:00 AM, Lethal Interjection said...
I am going to have to agree with Sam here. Perhaps your anonymous criticism might be better suited elsewhere. I mean Dan will be the first to admit his grammar isn't perfect, but at the same time, as blogs go, his writing and grammar are far above average. I mean, there were no LOL's or anything.

At 3/16/2007 01:07:00 PM, Dan said...
Thanks guys! I know I don't have the best writing skills but I try and this is what you're going to get out of and from me.I appreciate the support from you two, Tim and Sam!!!

At 3/16/2007 02:03:00 PM, Lethal Interjection said...
Any time. It does make me livid when the anonymity of the internet turns people into jerks.

At 3/23/2007 08:37:00 AM, Anonymous said...
Ignorance is bliss ? blog or no blog; always present yourself in the most intelligent manner possible ? pleading internet blog ignorance, just won?t cut it! Sorry

At 3/23/2007 12:33:00 PM, Lethal Interjection said...
You and the Grammar Brigade -- working together to save the internet from unsatisfactory writing -- must have quite the task ahead of you. Its just too bad that your badge gives you carte blanche to be an ass. I have pleaded nothing of "blog ignorance", I'm merely saying that if you are out there to purge bad grammar from the internet there are other places with far greater need of your unsolicited services.
But yet, here you are, serving up your criticisms anonymously, in an elitist, derogatory way, under the guise of being helpful. And, "present yourself in the most intelligent manner possible"? Did you spend as much time on that sentence as you would a carefully-crafted thesis statement? No? Then you better bite your tongue.

At 4/05/2007 11:02:00 AM, Anonymous said...
I will say it again here. Dan has barely made any comments himself. Why is everyone else fighting his battle for him?

At 4/06/2007 01:11:00 AM, Dan said...
Battle? What battle? First of all, I never asked any one of these people to come and make comments on my blog. I have consistently asked you to leave and never come back but as much as pesky rats infect a house so you come on here and infect my blog by making unnecessary comments. So here it is, why don't you reveal yourself and stop hiding and maybe, just maybe I'll ask these people to stop bashing you. In all due respect, you come on MY blog and try to bash me and yet you yourself make mistakes. Before you can say anything else towards me, make sure that you, yourself are perfect in every way. Since I know that will never happen, why don't you just relax, take some valium and go search up other bloggers to annoy. And finally, I'm not the one who is scared/afraid of hiding behind some anonymous name. Though I know I don't have the best grammar skills, I am still not afraid to say what I have to, how I want to, and when I want to and not hide behind some anonymous name. So show yourself or BE GONE!!!

At 11/30/2007 09:01:00 AM, Anonymous said...
Look, I'm not the one having homosexual sex behind my parents back. Yeah. Chew on the piece of lard. Dink.

I have a few theories about who this clown might be, but that's it.
Also, note the time stamp of the last comment. 5 months after the original back and forth. When Dan told me about it, I laughed heartily. How sad.

Frostbite · Post by **Frostbite** » Sun Feb 24, 2008 5:01 am

Sam...thats a good solid name.

mountainmage · Post by **mountainmage** » Sun Feb 24, 2008 5:37 am

And that's why God (or tom) invented the "Only people I know can comment on my myspace" feature.

Simon. · Post by **Simon.** » Sun Feb 24, 2008 8:53 am

mountainmage wrote:And that's why God (or tom) invented the "Only people I know can comment on my myspace" feature.

Man I hate that feature, and I hate it when people click that little box for it. I personally love leaving comments on things that I have no idea about. Even if I don't have a myspace/bebo/blogger whatever it happens to be on. I think only Blogger allows just anyone to comment though, if the person allows it. Which I heartily endorse. I love abusing idiots anonymously on an intellect far above them and their terrible terrible pages. Admittedly I haven't done it in quite a few years. I guess I got over it? But I still wouldn't hesitate to do it if I had the chance. I also love getting random people commenting on my pages, on the only blog I have, which is a blogger. Being abused is fun, when you know you only offend illiterate internet idiots.

Simon. · Post by **Simon.** » Sun Feb 24, 2008 8:56 am

In other news, I didn't know there was a word filter on here. Check out what happens when you type "f a g" without the spaces, and hit preview, hilarity!

mountainmage · Post by **mountainmage** » Sun Feb 24, 2008 7:32 pm

Well, I don't want trolls posting on my page, so I endorse this feature.

Also, lol at the word filter.

Frostbite · Post by **Frostbite** » Sun Feb 24, 2008 11:08 pm

I stopped caring about myspace. I dunno.

Sahan · Post by **Sahan** » Mon Feb 25, 2008 12:23 pm

Simon wrote:In other news, I didn't know there was a word filter on here. Check out what happens when you type "f a g" without the spaces, and hit preview, hilarity!

And yet I couldn't come up with any other offensive or derogatory words that don't pass the word filter (feel free to prove me wrong).

Frostbite wrote:I stopped caring about myspace. I dunno.

Typical Myspacian response.

Going back to the topic at hand, I believe it's not really just Myspace, but the dumbing down of internet conversations as a whole. The attitude that appearing uneducated is cool, combined with actual lack of intelligence means that most forums and chats are becoming more and more annoying to participate in.

Also I find debating on the internet to be very useless, because whoever can spam up the board with lies and illogical reasoning whilst completely ignoring the other side's argument, becomes the most influential. Seriously, if debating became a bit more civilised and logical as a whole, creationism and scientology would be long gone by now.

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Frostbite · Post by **Frostbite** » Mon Feb 25, 2008 1:52 pm

Uh oh, someone is a pseudo-intellectual!

mountainmage · Post by **mountainmage** » Mon Feb 25, 2008 7:11 pm

Frostbite wrote:Uh oh, someone is a pseudo-intellectual!

I think there's a cream for that.

TwoBuy · Post by **TwoBuy** » Mon Feb 25, 2008 7:18 pm

mountainmage wrote:
Frostbite wrote:Uh oh, someone is a pseudo-intellectual!
I think there's a cream for that.

Or a hammer.

Frostbite · Post by **Frostbite** » Mon Feb 25, 2008 7:27 pm

Well he makes up words like 'Myspacian' for myspace user. What the hell? And thats a typical myspace user response? How? Thats like saying "I no longer visit smbc." "Well then, thou art a typical smbc reader."