Ultimate Top Trumps
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Oldrac the Chitinous
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Re: Ultimate Top Trumps
Oh um 24-hour call for entries give me those entries y'all.
Police said they spent some time working out if they could charge the man with being armed with a weapon, as technically he was armed with part of a fish.
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Oldrac the Chitinous
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Okeydoke, the category is: Best namesake for your new baby girl.
Police said they spent some time working out if they could charge the man with being armed with a weapon, as technically he was armed with part of a fish.
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Re: Ultimate Top Trumps
There's no better namesake out there for your baby girl than a ceramic plate with a flower design on it. While all her friends will be named after that one great-aunt we never write to any more or bitter discussions on baby-naming forums, your baby girl will have the great distinction of being named after a ceramic plate with a flower design on it! What could be better! They're useful and practical yet stylish and able to fit in with the hippest of crowds, or stand out at the local barbeque amongst all the paper, styrofoam, and red plastic plates. Your baby girl couldn't dream of having a better namesake.
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Re: Ultimate Top Trumps
A gun is a good namesake because ... everyone is going to be afraid of her and no fucked-up guy will try to kill her.
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DonRetrasado
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Damn, now I wish I was named after a gunAstrogirl wrote:A gun is a good namesake because ... everyone is going to be afraid of her and no fucked-up guy will try to kill her.
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Lethal Interjection wrote:That's good to know. I can avoid a few awkward phone calls now.
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Oldrac the Chitinous
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Okay, people, get me your explanations in the next day or so, or one of these palookas will win by default.
Police said they spent some time working out if they could charge the man with being armed with a weapon, as technically he was armed with part of a fish.
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Oldrac the Chitinous
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It is decided: Astrogirl is the winning palooka!
Police said they spent some time working out if they could charge the man with being armed with a weapon, as technically he was armed with part of a fish.
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Astrogirl
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Hey, I ain't no palooka!
I have a question, play your cards.
I have a question, play your cards.
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Apocalyptus
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My card is a truly giant bubble-gum bubble.
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My card is a rockmelon.
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Oldrac the Chitinous
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Yay Maine!
My card is Dogecoin.
My card is Dogecoin.
Police said they spent some time working out if they could charge the man with being armed with a weapon, as technically he was armed with part of a fish.
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Re: Ultimate Top Trumps
Cards, your lovely cards, please hand them in!
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Lethal Interjection
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My card is a pocket watch.
On a side note, for the last round (which I was too busy to finish...), I actually know a woman named after a gun (Kimber, after the brand of rifle), and a woman named Astrogirl. So actually both Gun and Astro had it right.
On a side note, for the last round (which I was too busy to finish...), I actually know a woman named after a gun (Kimber, after the brand of rifle), and a woman named Astrogirl. So actually both Gun and Astro had it right.
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Astrogirl
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You know a woman with the reallife name Astrogirl?