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Re: Ultimate Top Trumps

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I'm going to give it to Ed. I rather liked his non-reply reply.

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THE TOPIC IS CHOSEN
ol qwerty bastard wrote:bitcoin is backed by math, and math is intrinsically perfect and logically consistent always

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My card is some creamy blue cheese.
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My card is a set of headphones and microphone.
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"I wonder if chemists feel bad that they're always left out of these sorts of jokes."

Since when is chemistry not a science?

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My card is a space shuttle.
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My card is a penguin.
Microaggression? Microaggression!

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My card is a recently emptied coffee mug.

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My card is grandma's facebook again 'cause I feel like that really had potential.
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Surely we have more entries to come! You have until I get back from a friend's birthday party tomorrow to hand them in.
ol qwerty bastard wrote:bitcoin is backed by math, and math is intrinsically perfect and logically consistent always

gödel stop spreading fud

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The time has come! The topic is:

Best distraction from the unsettling revelation that Ed waits until everyone's declared a card before actually choosing the topic.
ol qwerty bastard wrote:bitcoin is backed by math, and math is intrinsically perfect and logically consistent always

gödel stop spreading fud

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Penguins are always the perfect distraction for everything, including distracting from whatever Ed is up to.
Microaggression? Microaggression!

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Ughhh... I need a coffee refill. Be right back.


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Re: Ultimate Top Trumps

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So Ed's walking down the str33t like a cool cat all bummed out wanting more people to post cards when BAM! Space shuttle launches from across the street!

Wooooooooooosshhhhhhhhhhkrkrkrkrkrkrkrkrkrkrr!
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Re: Ultimate Top Trumps

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Well if you like creamy blue cheese it will be a great distraction because delicious food, and if you don't like blue cheese the smell will sure distract you.
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Re: Ultimate Top Trumps

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Nah, I give up. I keep trying to think of arguments, but I keep getting distracted these past few days skyping, gaming and recording music demos with my headset and microphone. I guess I'll have to pass.
Destructicus wrote: Alt text:
"I wonder if chemists feel bad that they're always left out of these sorts of jokes."

Since when is chemistry not a science?

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