[3786] Doctor...

[banks]

http://www.smbc-comics.com/index.php?id=3786
I simply don't get the joke.

Also, It made more sense to me to put the comic id in the thread title rather than the date. That makes finding the related comic quicker than having to look up the date in the archive, no?

[GUTCHUCKER]

GIMME THE NEWS, I'VE GOT A BAD CASE OF LOVIN' YOU.

[Kaharz]

He is just going around bragging about having too much sex. The expectation is that he is at the doctor for a medical problem, so that is how the doctors reacts. That expectation is overturned when he goes and tells a lawyer the same thing. It just isn't a very good joke.

[ButtFriendly]

I heard that joke a long, long time ago, only then it went like this:

An old man goes to confession, and says, "Forgive me father for I have sinned. I am 72 years old, and have been married for over 50 years. I have three children and five grandchildren. I've never been unfaithful, but last night I met two 24-year-old girls at a bar and we had sex all night long."

The priest asks, "How long has it been since your last confession?" And the man answers, "Oh, I've never been to confession. I'm Jewish." So the priest asks, "Then why are you telling me this?" To which he says, "Father, I'm telling everyone!"

[Liriodendron_fagotti]

That is a much better version.

[DonRetrasado]

I heard that joke a long, long time ago, only then it went like this:

An old man goes to confession, and says, "Forgive me father for I have sinned. I am 72 years old, and have been married for over 50 years. I have three children and five grandchildren. I've never been unfaithful, but last night I met two 24-year-old girls at a bar and we had sex all night long."

The priest asks, "How long has it been since your last confession?" And the man answers, "Oh, I've never been to confession. I'm Jewish." So the priest asks, "Then why are you telling me this?" To which he says, "Father, I'm telling everyone!"

Finally LCD has produced something of value!

[Felstaff]

[lillythe]

kind of like this, too?
http://www.pidjin.net/2015/06/30/its-my-ass/

[P1h3r1e3d13]

I'll bet this joke is exactly as old as Viagra. Here's (a great) one from SNL in 2004: Dr. Porkenheimer's Boner Juice

[josefkyce]

Hmm its a topic open to a lot of interpretaion. I mean is there a foot doctor you're looking for Foot Odor or you want to talk about one? I actually got to learn about a lot of othe doctors here as well.