The HAW is back
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- hawhaw1267
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The HAW is back
Turns out I came down with a case of the Flancer. But I am up and running at full speed (which is really half speed for the rest of you).
Is anyone still around from the "good ol days" of the forum?
Back when the forum used to be a place to come and be inspired and have a good time doing so.
Back when TwoBuy cloned himself and GreenCrayon fought Jesus himself in a miraculous triumphant battle of the ages. One that will never be spoken of again...other than right now.
Oh and I hope :][>:=~+:
Is anyone still around from the "good ol days" of the forum?
Back when the forum used to be a place to come and be inspired and have a good time doing so.
Back when TwoBuy cloned himself and GreenCrayon fought Jesus himself in a miraculous triumphant battle of the ages. One that will never be spoken of again...other than right now.
Oh and I hope :][>:=~+:
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Re: The HAW is back
Wow, wb hawhaw. Not many original members left. Wolf pops in from time to time, though. GC and TB are MIA.
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yeah, GC seems to like to piss us off by showing up for about 2 sentences once a year and disappearing again. My dumb-ass brother must be afraid of all those Microsoft layoffs, cuz he hasn't been on in a long time as well. we_are and Simon. are gone too. But wolf is occasionally back and lethal and I are still kickin' it old school. You still dating fluffles? I assume you'd never be able to find another woman, so I figure you're either still dating or you've moved on to stalking at this point.
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Welcome legendary old member of the forum, your presence honours me greatly. Seriously, you older guys are awesome. Can I get a promotion or something now for kissing your collective asses?
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I'm like herpes, I'll always be here even when you think I'm not I am there.ruotwocone wrote: But wolf is occasionally back
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- hawhaw1267
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Actually we had a big argument over whether or not mayonnaise should be placed in the category of fruits or not.ruotwocone wrote:You still dating fluffles?
And I won, of course.
But lost in the form of no girlfriend.
At least I enjoy tasty fruit from a jar without constant nagging.
And no...I was the least popular of the older guys. As you can tell by above statement.Sahan wrote:Seriously, you older guys are awesome.
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For some reason I was under the impression that you were a forum member of the same vintage as Ahmet. Not certain why. Also, I don't recall anyone named 'fluffles', so I'm just going to work on the assumption that everybody is hallucinating. It's an assumption that has served me well in the past.
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I believe Steffles was her proper name. Well, not her proper name, but her username.
I still have some difficulty considering myself an old-timer. Probably because I registered and then only posted once or twice before getting more involved a few months later, which was when the board really took off.
But I am, technically. Of current posters I have an earlier date than everyone but Zach (seldom posting, but always watching!), wolf, and apparently Edminster. Plus a bunch of people who seldom post here anymore (Green Crayon, Psychic Bacon) or have long since moved on (Pepper Jack, Snakesonaplane).
I still have some difficulty considering myself an old-timer. Probably because I registered and then only posted once or twice before getting more involved a few months later, which was when the board really took off.
But I am, technically. Of current posters I have an earlier date than everyone but Zach (seldom posting, but always watching!), wolf, and apparently Edminster. Plus a bunch of people who seldom post here anymore (Green Crayon, Psychic Bacon) or have long since moved on (Pepper Jack, Snakesonaplane).
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I'm part of generation II (like pokemon!) which consists of Tucker, Ruo, Hawhaw, crusty, your_face, myself, Epoch, and a bunch of other losers/spam bots for porn and pills.
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It's my secret shame that I was not the second registered member on this forum. At least I'm in the top five? Which reminds me:
Ladies, Gentlemen, Casual Murder Enthusiasts. I have gathered you here today to point out a disturbing fact, one that may have escaped the notice of the more drug-addled amongst you. My two opponent candidates for Moderator are both far more inexperienced than I am. For example, mountainmage joined this forum 233 days after it opened. That's right, nearly two-thirds of a year after I joined. AHMETxRock joined an apalling 812 days, almost three and a half times the delay shown by mountainmage.
Contrast this with myself, who first logged in a mere sixteen hours after the inception of the Forum. Assuming that I only log in once every sixteen hours, this means that I could have logged in 349.5 times by the time mountainmage first logged in. The same math used against Ahmet shows a figure of 1218 log-ins.
I don't know about you, ladies, gentlemen, and casual murder enthusiasts, but I know that I would want a moderator who can respond to news within a day. All the facts say that the only candidate capable of such response is Edminster. So remember, when it comes to choosing a Mod that you can rely on, Vote Edminster.
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Ladies, Gentlemen, Casual Murder Enthusiasts. I have gathered you here today to point out a disturbing fact, one that may have escaped the notice of the more drug-addled amongst you. My two opponent candidates for Moderator are both far more inexperienced than I am. For example, mountainmage joined this forum 233 days after it opened. That's right, nearly two-thirds of a year after I joined. AHMETxRock joined an apalling 812 days, almost three and a half times the delay shown by mountainmage.
Contrast this with myself, who first logged in a mere sixteen hours after the inception of the Forum. Assuming that I only log in once every sixteen hours, this means that I could have logged in 349.5 times by the time mountainmage first logged in. The same math used against Ahmet shows a figure of 1218 log-ins.
I don't know about you, ladies, gentlemen, and casual murder enthusiasts, but I know that I would want a moderator who can respond to news within a day. All the facts say that the only candidate capable of such response is Edminster. So remember, when it comes to choosing a Mod that you can rely on, Vote Edminster.
This message paid for by Chronophobics for a More Efficient Moderator, in association with Elderly People for the Familiar People and Murderholics Anonymous
ol qwerty bastard wrote:bitcoin is backed by math, and math is intrinsically perfect and logically consistent always
gödel stop spreading fud
- mountainmage
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My fellow smbcocrats, do we want old? Or, do we want HOPE? I say out with the old, in with the new(er).
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Was I still considered in the running? Between keeping my prostitution corporation afloat in this time of lose women willing to give it away for free, and the English dubbing I do for the Al Jezzera network, I've been finding it difficult to guage the public opinion. I must say, however, I don't personally give a damn what you want. You did what you want, and it's not working! I've stimulated activity on the forums with my charm, wit, and ability to easily both provoke and be provoked.
This is your life, and it's slipping by one second at a time. Considering the other candidates? This is madness! Are you not entertained? Ask not what your forum can do for you, but what you can do for your forum! There is nothing to post but posts themselves! You coulda had class; you coulda had a contender; you coulda had somebody, instead of donkey raping brocolli lovers, which is what my opponents are, let's face it. I fart in your general direction, and it would still stink less then the corruption you have incurred. Do you expect me to drop out of the race with your slanderous tones? (No, I expect you to win the race, AHMETRock.) I have metophorical nipples, filled with succulent milk of calcium and ideas; will you not milk them? I can't believe I gave my efforts to a geek forum.
I might be 3 and a half times delayed, but I am negative 100 times worse, which is technically better! Don't let this farce of an election become even more of a farce than it is right now, even though it is just a farce. If my opponents could have done anything by now, wouldn't they have?
This is your life, and it's slipping by one second at a time. Considering the other candidates? This is madness! Are you not entertained? Ask not what your forum can do for you, but what you can do for your forum! There is nothing to post but posts themselves! You coulda had class; you coulda had a contender; you coulda had somebody, instead of donkey raping brocolli lovers, which is what my opponents are, let's face it. I fart in your general direction, and it would still stink less then the corruption you have incurred. Do you expect me to drop out of the race with your slanderous tones? (No, I expect you to win the race, AHMETRock.) I have metophorical nipples, filled with succulent milk of calcium and ideas; will you not milk them? I can't believe I gave my efforts to a geek forum.
I might be 3 and a half times delayed, but I am negative 100 times worse, which is technically better! Don't let this farce of an election become even more of a farce than it is right now, even though it is just a farce. If my opponents could have done anything by now, wouldn't they have?
Just like an std, will never fully go away.
- ruotwocone
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you were always more popular than tucker. and you got assimilated pretty well after the first forumbattle.hawhaw1267 wrote:And no...I was the least popular of the older guys.
- hawhaw1267
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Hmm...so another election is taking place.
Edminister, remember, your experience means NOTHING!
With that in mind, I will vote for the most popular candidate...one that will most likely end up on the covers of EVERY MAGAZINE IN THE GALAXY!
Edminister, remember, your experience means NOTHING!
With that in mind, I will vote for the most popular candidate...one that will most likely end up on the covers of EVERY MAGAZINE IN THE GALAXY!
- tucker
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i would just like to say that im honoured to be the first one mentioned above hahaha...that either means you loved me...or you hated me so much that i was the first person who came to mind hahahamountainmage wrote:I'm part of generation II (like pokemon!) which consists of Tucker, Ruo, Hawhaw, crusty, your_face, myself, Epoch, and a bunch of other losers/spam bots for porn and pills.
moms fine by the way
huh?