The HAW is back

mountainmage · Post by **mountainmage** » Thu Feb 12, 2009 1:36 am

Holyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy shit, it's the legend himself. Are you here to stay, Tucker?

Post by **Edminster** » Thu Feb 12, 2009 1:51 am

After three years, Tucker makes a glorious return! Welcome back, you rascal!

::edit::
Does this influx of Gen II posters mean that Office30 is coming? Because it ain't a party without him.

hawhaw1267 · Post by **hawhaw1267** » Thu Feb 12, 2009 4:21 am

mmm Office30...the only bot that truly loved everyone!

And wow...a hawhaw AND Tucker return. You are all blessed.

If only GreenCrayon, TwoBuy, Jesster, and Society were here...

But at least we got sweet* sweet** ruo!

*Dark
**Menacing

Sahan · Post by **Sahan** » Thu Feb 12, 2009 4:34 am

Wait, so now Tucker is back too? It's like I'm at a reunion party that I wasn't invited to but snuck in anyway and no-one really cares because they're having a good time*. Or maybe this is one of those coma-induced alternate realities I'm currently in now isn't it? Better kill myself in this reality just to make sure. Anyway, welcome back!

*It happens every now and again.

F.R.Chicken · Post by **F.R.Chicken** » Thu Feb 12, 2009 2:25 pm

Someone catch me up on all the inside jokes plez.

ruotwocone · Post by **ruotwocone** » Thu Feb 12, 2009 3:56 pm

F.R.Chicken wrote:Someone catch me up on all the inside jokes plez.

all of them? that could take a while. actually, we're pretty unoriginal so maybe not

space hookers good. space hookers even better if there's a casino or if they're tucker's enormous mom with her huge, pendulous breasts and sexy mustache
AIDS sucks, but at least it's curable. not like Space AIDS, that shit'll kill you.
Office30 was a spambot. we loved him for his high class. other spambots just can't compete.

hawhaw1267 · Post by **hawhaw1267** » Thu Feb 12, 2009 6:32 pm

You think GreenCrayon came down with the Space AIDS? Probably why he hasn't shown up in a while.

Post by **Edminster** » Thu Feb 12, 2009 6:38 pm

Wasn't it revealed that GreenCrayon was actually a different forum member? Or was that just a hoax, like the one about Belgium existing?

mountainmage · Post by **mountainmage** » Thu Feb 12, 2009 9:10 pm

ruotwocone wrote:
F.R.Chicken wrote:Someone catch me up on all the inside jokes plez.
all of them? that could take a while. actually, we're pretty unoriginal so maybe not

space hookers good. space hookers even better if there's a casino or if they're tucker's enormous mom with her huge, pendulous breasts and sexy mustache
AIDS sucks, but at least it's curable. not like Space AIDS, that shit'll kill you.
Office30 was a spambot. we loved him for his high class. other spambots just can't compete.

You forgot Flancer. That shit is deadly.

tucker · Post by **tucker** » Thu Feb 12, 2009 11:52 pm

mountainmage wrote:Holyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy shit, it's the legend himself. Are you here to stay, Tucker?

i am if im bored enough.....................................yeah...im back
this sucks...you know youve reached rock bottom if you purposely return to a place where everyone hates you...just so you get some attention

ruotwocone · Post by **ruotwocone** » Fri Feb 13, 2009 12:12 am

tucker wrote:i am if im bored enough.....................................yeah...im back
this sucks...you know youve reached rock bottom if you purposely return to a place where everyone hates you...just so you get some attention

i dunno, your seniority and avatar already have you sitting above ahmet. He's basically the new tucker, but he rambles more and his mom isn't as... available.

tucker · Post by **tucker** » Fri Feb 13, 2009 12:21 am

ruotwocone wrote: i dunno, your seniority and avatar already have you sitting above ahmet. He's basically the new tucker, but he rambles more and his mom isn't as... available.

who is this "ahmet"...i seriously havent been on here since high school...i have no idea whats going on...hahaha

Post by **Edminster** » Fri Feb 13, 2009 1:24 am

This is Ahmet. Much as I hate to say it, you need to read every single one of his posts in order to understand who he is. At this point I think he has written enough long, rambling, and disjointed posts that he could publish a book. Of course, nobody would buy it, since he is Muslim and therefore a Terrorist. To quote the illustrious Wolf:

wolf wrote:Stereotypes are funny because they hurt people.

tucker · Post by **tucker** » Fri Feb 13, 2009 1:49 am

yeah...thats not gonna happen...that would require "effort"...and thats just not my style

AHMETxRock · Post by **AHMETxRock** » Fri Feb 13, 2009 2:34 am

Must you taint any chance I had of him deciding for himself that he may or may not like me?

I feel like I've been showing good behavior recently. I have been told for years by people that I should just start writing everything down and organize it into an actual book, but I'm far too lazy.

The discontinuity between some of my posts are due to the fact I react as how I am recieved. For example, I'll ruotwocone's comment slide because he's been fairly civil. I will not yell at the monkey for wanting to throw poo at me if he doesn't.

But poo has been thrown before, and I guarantee you that if you splatter me with poo, I will make a huge stink.

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