The HAW is back

mountainmage · Post by **mountainmage** » Fri Feb 13, 2009 5:29 am

Err...disregard my slowpoke-like speed.

Post by **Edminster** » Fri Feb 13, 2009 5:34 am

mountainmage wrote:Because you're covered in poo? Dude, just take a shower... (i.e. let things slide*)

*off. Like poo.

Way to get that post off a page late, MM. You are truly the pinnacle of speed.

Lethal Interjection · Post by **Lethal Interjection** » Fri Feb 13, 2009 6:09 am

I wouldn't be too concerned about Tucker's opinion of you...
And it would be different if there was any real hostility anymore. He'd know who you were if there was.
Plus, we've been getting people against Tucker and Hardkore long before you came along.

hawhaw1267 · Post by **hawhaw1267** » Fri Feb 13, 2009 6:59 am

Edminster wrote:Which just lends credence to my theory. You see, there was a love affair between Sahan and TwoCone (Sahan being the Penguin). The Authorities saw this coupling as 'abberrant' and 'unnatural', and tried to use violence to keep them apart (hence, Sahan's avatar). Sahan was actually killed by the Goon Squad, and is posting from beyond the grave. TwoCone keeps the only picture he has of them together as an avatar in order to remind him daily of the love that was brutally ended. Luckily, this forum allows these two to keep in contact, because otherwise TwoCone would have killed himself in grief to be reunited with his love.

Woah woah woah...you better slow down there...you are starting to ramble like Ahmet.*

*ah-HA...getting the hang of the new guys already

Sahan · Post by **Sahan** » Fri Feb 13, 2009 7:20 am

Edminster wrote: Which just lends credence to my theory. You see, there was a love affair between Sahan and TwoCone (Sahan being the Penguin). The Authorities saw this coupling as 'abberrant' and 'unnatural', and tried to use violence to keep them apart (hence, Sahan's avatar). Sahan was actually killed by the Goon Squad, and is posting from beyond the grave. TwoCone keeps the only picture he has of them together as an avatar in order to remind him daily of the love that was brutally ended. Luckily, this forum allows these two to keep in contact, because otherwise TwoCone would have killed himself in grief to be reunited with his love.

Yeah, the new broadband installations in the afterlife are a lifesaver in that regard*, but we are still eons behind the times compared to places up above like US, UK and Japan when it comes to internet speed, it's hell I tell you. Actually I was killed in a protest to legalise interspecies marriage, things got ugly when a group of wilderbeast grouped together and stampeded. Ruo managed to escape relatively unscathed, but I suffered from heat stroke and passed out. The stampede obstructed the paramedics from getting to me for a good two minutes after they arrived, so I was dead by the time they could get to me. True story.
*Puns are awesome.

tucker · Post by **tucker** » Fri Feb 13, 2009 1:51 pm

Lethal Interjection wrote: Plus, we've been getting people against Tucker and Hardkore long before you came along.

its true...i remember when jesster and i were at each others throats on a daily basis

AHMETxRock · Post by **AHMETxRock** » Fri Feb 13, 2009 3:47 pm

So do I align myself against Tucker as Kidd aligned himself against me to garner support? Or do I join forces with him, and possibly hardcore, to lead a revolution? Or do I delay too long and have the nation of tuckerbithia move against AHMETLand?

mountainmage · Post by **mountainmage** » Fri Feb 13, 2009 4:56 pm

Tucker, Hardkore, and Ahmet? That'd be like a legion of doom scenario. I'm all for it, as long as the rest of us get to be the justice league.*

*and as long as I'm not aquaman.

wolf · Post by **wolf** » Fri Feb 13, 2009 5:18 pm

mountainmage wrote:Tucker, Hardkore, and Ahmet? That'd be like a legion of doom scenario. I'm all for it, as long as the rest of us get to be the justice league.*

*and as long as I'm not aquaman.

MM we can be the Wonder Twins! Since Ruo already pointed out that he is the monkey, then he can be Gleek. Ok not really members of the Justice League so much as they are Super friends but come on you know you want powers like these:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6mhbxlz_wrI

Lethal Interjection · Post by **Lethal Interjection** » Fri Feb 13, 2009 6:27 pm

AHMETxRock wrote:So do I align myself against Tucker as Kidd aligned himself against me to garner support? Or do I join forces with him, and possibly hardcore, to lead a revolution? Or do I delay too long and have the nation of tuckerbithia move against AHMETLand?

Now, now. Kidd got on our good books immediately. Then he started his tirade against you. Whether it was to garner favour or not, I can't say.

mountainmage · Post by **mountainmage** » Fri Feb 13, 2009 6:30 pm

Wolf, I don't need to watch a youtube clip to know what powers the wonder twins have. Have you forgotten I am a nerd? But you and I should totally be the wonder twins, yes.

hawhaw1267 · Post by **hawhaw1267** » Fri Feb 13, 2009 6:31 pm

Whats the point of transforming into water? I can see how the girl wonder twin is useful...but the dude? Water? How it that helpful?

Lethal Interjection · Post by **Lethal Interjection** » Fri Feb 13, 2009 6:37 pm

It would be better if his power was turning ice into water. Very useful, that. Not a great party trick, though.

mountainmage · Post by **mountainmage** » Fri Feb 13, 2009 6:38 pm

Hey, Zan always managed to help somehow. You could like...drink me and then I would super-heat and kill you or something. SHUT UP WONDER TWINS ROCK

Lethal Interjection · Post by **Lethal Interjection** » Fri Feb 13, 2009 6:40 pm

mountainmage wrote:Hey, Zan always managed to help somehow. You could like...drink me and then I would super-heat and kill you or something. SHUT UP WONDER TWINS ROCK

Or he could turn into water, have someone drink him, and then turn back. It would be messy but effective. Probably not real great for TV, though.

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