NEW COMPUTER MUTHAFUCKAS

[AHMETxRock]

My PC is infected with a virus. We've done the system recovery, which usually fixes our problems, and it didn't work. It even blocks our attempts to install an anti-virus software on it.

Am I screwed?

[Edminster]

Have you tried installing AV software on a thumb drive and running it from there?

[Frostbite]

Have you tried to good 'ole hammer to the motherboard method?

[AHMETxRock]

Have you tried to good 'ole hammer to the motherboard method?

No, that's in reserve for the prostate cancer issue.

[Queso]

Remember to give that new computer a good cleaning with soap and water

:3

[Oldrac the Chitinous]

Have you tried to good 'ole hammer to the motherboard method?

No, that's in reserve for the prostate cancer issue.

I've come back to this post a few times now, and every time I do, I wince inwardly.

[mountainmage]

Clenching of the sphincter is a natural response to many of Ahmet's posts. Nothing to worry about, Oldrac.

[Avalant]

Did you go with a Core i7 and 3x 2GB sticks of RAM? (Triple Channel memory... mmmm...)

Also, are you using a 64bit operating system so you can use more than 4GB of it?

I want the specifics here, dammit

[LordRetard]

My computer is a GUN THAT SHOOTS MOTORCYCLES.

[mountainmage]

My computer is a gun that shoots motorcycle-guns. Also it has spikes and neon lights on it.

[LordRetard]

I was actually thinking of this: http://www.mspaintadventures.com/extras/ps000006.html

[mountainmage]

I didn't catch it because it wasn't quite the same. My mistake.

[LordRetard]

Yeah, that was my fault, I forgot how it goes.