Music that can turn you gay.

[astasia]

One of the most dangerous ways Homosexuality invades family life is through popular music.

There are multiple levels of Gay Music. Some bands are what we like to call Gateway Bands. They lure children in with Pop Grooves and Salacious Melodies leaving them wanting more. They’ll move on to more dangerous bands and the next thing you know you’ve got a homosexual for a child.

We’ve taken the time to highlight the bands that are particularly Gay. Please take the time and dissect your child’s CD / iTunes catalog. If you find 3 or more of these bands in their collection it is time to take action.

We Strongly recommend that you burn the CDs. Make sure your child is watching. Make sure they can feel the heat. It is crucial that the image remains emblazoned in their young minds. They need to know that if they continue to listen to these bands they may Burn eternally as well.






Bands to watch out for
Lil'Wayne
P!nK (gay family)
The Black Keys
Coldplay
SlipKnot (make-up)
RadioHead
Michael Jackson
Boredoms
School of Seven Bells (gay twins)
Jason Mraz
Jonas Brothers
Rilo Kiley
Death Cab for Cutie
Sarah McLachlan
George Strait
Cold War Kids
Toby Keith (cowboy)
P-Diddy
Black People
Vampire Weekend
King Crimson
Kate Bush (kissed a girl)
Bob Dylan
Fleet Foxes
Sigur Ros (nudists)
Twisted Sister
The Spores (endorse suicide)
Scissor Sisters
Turbonegro
Rufus Wainwright
Merzbau
Ravi Shankar
The Butchies (lizbians)
Wilco
Bjork (mb)
Tech N9ne
Ghostface Killah
Bobby Conn
Morton Subotnik
Cole Porter
The String Cheese Incident
Eagles of Death Metal
Polyphonic Spree
The Faint
Interpol
Twisted Sister (jj)
Tegan and Sara
Erasure
The Grateful Dead (drugs too)
Le Tigre
Marilyn Manson (dark gay)
The Gossip
The Magnetic Fields
The Doors
Phish
Queen
The Strokes
Morrissey(?questionable?)
Metallica
Judas Priest
The Village People
The Secret Handshake
The Rolling Stones
David Bowie
Frankie Goes to Hollywood
Man or Astroman
Richard Cheese
Jay-Z
Depeche Mode
Kansas
Ani DiFranco
Fischerspooner
John Mayer
George Michael (texan)
Angel Eyes
The Indigo Girls
Velvet Underground
Madonna
Elton John
Barry Manilow
Indigo Girls
Melissa Etheridge
Eminmen
Nirvana
Boy George
Jon Brion
The Killers
Lou Reed
Lil' Wayne
Motorhead
Jill Sobule
Wilson Phillips
DMX
Wesley Willis
Lisa Loeb
Ted Nugent (loincloth)
Dogstar
Thirty Seconds to Mars
Lil' Kim
kd lang
Frank Sinatra
Hinder
Nickleback
Justus Kohncke
Bob Mould
Clay Aiken
Arcade Fire
Bright Eyes
Corinne Bailey Rae
Audioslave
Red Hot Chili Peppers
Panic at the Disco
The Cure (makeup)
Spin Doctors
The Deers
Lindsey Lohan
The Smiths
Beck
Tom Waits
The Cramps
Cannibal Corpse
Britney Spears(kissed Madonna)
Perfect Sin
The Queers
NoFx(gay punk)
Soup Dragons
Elton John(really gay)


In Our effort to keep this list up to date we'd appreciate your help. If you know of a band that is Gay or propogating a Gay message please email us so we can update. Donnie is handling this his email is: DonnieDavies@gmail.com

The response is overwhelming. You guys know of a lot more Gay Bands than I do. I can't keep up. Hopefully soon we'll have it so you can add them by yourself.
http://lovegodsway.org/GayBands

[Edminster]

I don't know if it's sad or awesome that I only listen to two of those groups (Queen and Red Hot Chili Peppers). Also, Indigo Girls is on there twice, and there are a bunch of misspellings.

[LordRetard]

Odelay was pretty cool, the rest of it I gotta hand it to him, it's pretty gay.

[astasia]

I don't know if it's sad or awesome that I only listen to two of those groups (Queen and Red Hot Chili Peppers). Also, Indigo Girls is on there twice, and there are a bunch of misspellings.

Obviously the Indigo Girls are double gay.

But you're only +2 gay. Which probably still puts you in the gateway area.

I mean, you're certainly not going through the backdoor, yet.

[littleninja]

I don't know if it's sad or awesome that I only listen to two of those groups (Queen and Red Hot Chili Peppers). Also, Indigo Girls is on there twice, and there are a bunch of misspellings.

Yeah, how do you misspell Eminem? It's completely phonetic. Not only that, but a lot of those on the list strike me as being not at all gay.

[LordRetard]

Yeah, how do you misspell Eminem? It's completely phonetic. Not only that, but a lot of those on the list strike me as being not at all gay.

Really?... Like who?

[Edminster]

Ghostface Killah, for one.

[mountainmage]

RadioHead
Queen
Metallica
Kansas
Motorhead

Oh crap, +5? I'm gayer than an actual gay person?!

Also, these reallllly surprised me:

Toby Keith
Ravi Shankar
Frank Sinatra

Toby Keith is a conservative republican, for Athe's sake! I'd like to hear their reasonings behind these three.

Also, Elton John is listed twice as well, but he really is double gay.

[LordRetard]

Ghostface Killah, for one.

I dunno, he is a vegetarian... AND a muslim.

[mountainmage]

Is this not extremely gay?



It's a man telling you "take his hand" which is clearly slang for "take his wang", right?

[cheez.wiz]

Eagles of Death Metal? Rly?

Foo Fighters, maybe (the video for low is so damn trashy, and gay), but EoDM?

[AHMETxRock]

Ghostface Killah, for one.

I dunno, he is a vegetarian... AND a muslim.

Totally offended me.

Some bands mentioned are decent. 80's Michael Jackson, Red Hot Chili Peppers, etc. I want to know where you got your information.

Also, conservative republican doesn't equal not gay.

[LordRetard]

http://lovegodsway.org/GayBands
Pay attention, Ahmet.

Aslo; how would offending you bother me? That's a little strange to say.

[Lethal Interjection]

While I like a lot of what you mentioned, I only actually own CDs for 1 of the above bands (Radiohead).

[smiley_cow]

See this is why I'm straight. All the gay bands I listen to (Hidden Cameras, Final Fantasy, lesbians on ecstasy, etc...) are not on this list.