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And the mystery of the child pornographer is solved.

Seriously, fighting in a minefield would be much more interesting. What if they detonated five seconds after you ran over them? Makes the shooting thing really a matter of skill.
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LordRetard wrote:Fuck, paintball fucking sucks.
Nuh uh! It's way more fun than laser tag or super-soaker fights. You probably just suck at it really bad and got some nasty bruises. :wink:
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That's because he takes rocks to paintball fights.

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mountainmage wrote:
LordRetard wrote:Fuck, paintball fucking sucks.
Nuh uh! It's way more fun than laser tag or super-soaker fights. You probably just suck at it really bad and got some nasty bruises. :wink:
Compared to laser tag or super-soaker it is way more fun. I did get bruised pretty severely but I used to go skating weekly and routinely bust up my knees so I didn't mind (I'm a really awful skater, it's like I'm not really Canadian). I just think... Wouldn't it be more fun to hit people with rocks?

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Hmm...you have a point there.
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Speaking of throwing things at people, someone threw an egg at me whilst they were being driven past, as I walked back home today. They missed, and I had no idea until I saw the egg land near my feet in the sand. I decided to ignore it and just keep walking. A short time later I saw the same car drive back and pick up the egg again, and then drive off. I kinda wanted to mention that today, and this was the only thread that allowed me to segue nicely into that tangent.
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Huh. That's why I hated walking home from high school, students with cars would often heckle my brother and I. I hope they get in car accidents.
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If only we knew someone with voodoo...
Also, no one thinks that the minefield is awesome? REally?
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Like Baron Samedi? He's pretty good at it.
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Sahan wrote:Speaking of throwing things at people, someone threw an egg at me whilst they were being driven past, as I walked back home today. They missed, and I had no idea until I saw the egg land near my feet in the sand. I decided to ignore it and just keep walking. A short time later I saw the same car drive back and pick up the egg again, and then drive off. I kinda wanted to mention that today, and this was the only thread that allowed me to segue nicely into that tangent.
That's hilarious.
Speaking of which, I was performing a drive-by last night. I should go back and collect my spent bullets.

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Lethal Interjection wrote:Speaking of which, I was performing a drive-by last night. I should go back and collect my spent casings.
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Huzzah!

Also, casings wouldn't really work as an analogy. I'd actually have to dig the bullets out of the scenery/corpse for it to be similar to the egg situation.

Unless I was refilling the casings. That might work...

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