Oldrac stabs toddlers.

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Oldrac stabs toddlers.

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I'll have 6, shipped individually with an alarm clock in each package and arabic writing on at least four sides.

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Cirtur wrote:I'll have 6, shipped individually with an alarm clock in each package and arabic writing on at least four sides.
Done.

That will be $239.70.

Your order will be shipped pending the receipt of your check/money order/credit card number.
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Gawd. Oldrac is so cool.

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Be careful who hears you saying that.
It could come back to haunt you.
Police said they spent some time working out if they could charge the man with being armed with a weapon, as technically he was armed with part of a fish.

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Oldrac the Chitinous wrote:Be careful who hears you saying that.
It could come back to haunt you.
Somehow I'm not worried.

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I'd like to order one, please!
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You need to post your bank details.

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I ordered some of the cheaper, off-brand ones.

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FengharTheNord wrote:I ordered some of the cheaper, off-brand ones.

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They hold my food just as good as any plate could.
I died laughing.

Died.

Died!
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I died from the poison in the lead-based paint they used on the off-brand plates that I bought.
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Cirtur wrote:You need to post your bank details.
Use Cirtur's card for mine, he won't mind.
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Edminster wrote:
Cirtur wrote:You need to post your bank details.
Use Cirtur's card for mine, he won't mind.
Fantastic.

We only have a few more plates left at this special, limited time, reduced price!
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Not enough toddler stabbing in here. You got my hopes up for nothing.
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