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Re: The Itsy Bitsy Spider-Thing

Postby FengharTheNord » Tue May 05, 2009 1:27 am

I have a comic for this situation but I'm too lazy to scrounge it up.
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Re: The Itsy Bitsy Spider-Thing

Postby LordRetard » Tue May 05, 2009 2:24 am

Oldrac the Chitinous wrote:It's a third declension noun. Plural in Latin would be Penes.

The weird thing is, I think it's a feminine noun. But I would have to double-check that.

Yes, unless it's an English word, which would make it penises or penes.
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Re: The Itsy Bitsy Spider-Thing

Postby mountainmage » Tue May 05, 2009 2:29 am

AHMETxRock wrote:Retrieve arms?
LOL. LIKE THE COMIC.


Said as a compliment, and I'll like you more.
Said as derision, and I'll dislike you more.

Which is it? :o
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Re: The Itsy Bitsy Spider-Thing

Postby smiley_cow » Tue May 05, 2009 5:20 am

Oldrac the Chitinous wrote:It's a third declension noun. Plural in Latin would be Penes.

The weird thing is, I think it's a feminine noun. But I would have to double-check that.


It's masculine in French. But I have no idea what the gender relations are between Latin and French, if they're the same or not.
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Re: The Itsy Bitsy Spider-Thing

Postby LordRetard » Tue May 05, 2009 5:39 am

Gender of nouns is not always consistent, even between closely related languages.
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Re: The Itsy Bitsy Spider-Thing

Postby Sahan » Tue May 05, 2009 6:25 am

>Debate with self over the gender of the word 'penis' and the possble spelling of the plural form.
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Re: The Itsy Bitsy Spider-Thing

Postby mountainmage » Tue May 05, 2009 6:46 am

>>Make breakfast.
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Re: The Itsy Bitsy Spider-Thing

Postby Oldrac the Chitinous » Tue May 05, 2009 11:36 am

Nope. Penis is masculine. I'm not sure what I was thinking.

smiley_cow wrote:But I have no idea what the gender relations are between Latin and French.

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Re: The Itsy Bitsy Spider-Thing

Postby AHMETxRock » Tue May 05, 2009 1:46 pm

mountainmage wrote:
AHMETxRock wrote:Retrieve arms?
LOL. LIKE THE COMIC.


Said as a compliment, and I'll like you more.
Said as derision, and I'll dislike you more.

Which is it? :o

Definately a compliment. I think they've refered to the weapons as arms before, but I'm not sure.

Do I want you to like me more, or less?
Which is it?
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Re: The Itsy Bitsy Spider-Thing

Postby mountainmage » Tue May 05, 2009 9:27 pm

Hopefully, more! Then the whole world will see a Muslim and a (sort-of) Jew get along. Maybe they'll follow our shining example, even?
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Re: The Itsy Bitsy Spider-Thing

Postby Cirtur » Tue May 05, 2009 9:28 pm

Doubtful. Too many people make money from the continuing conflicts.
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Re: The Itsy Bitsy Spider-Thing

Postby LordRetard » Tue May 05, 2009 10:11 pm

mountainmage wrote:Hopefully, more! Then the whole world will see a Muslim and a (sort-of) Jew get along. Maybe they'll follow our shining example, even?

Christians have long associated Muslims and Jews as the common enemy, says some crazy Hungarian.
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Re: The Itsy Bitsy Spider-Thing

Postby mountainmage » Tue May 05, 2009 10:23 pm

Like anyone's going to listen to a crazy Hungarian.
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Re: The Itsy Bitsy Spider-Thing

Postby LordRetard » Tue May 05, 2009 11:12 pm

mountainmage wrote:Like anyone's going to listen to a crazy Hungarian.

I had to for six whole weeks, and he was the best anthro prof we had last year. As in, he was only slightly awful.
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Re: The Itsy Bitsy Spider-Thing

Postby AHMETxRock » Tue May 05, 2009 11:21 pm

That's what I say whenever someone says I hate Jews, who happen to be Christian. Christians outnumber Muslims only by 2:1 by the most average of accounts. A Jewish-Muslim team up would be terrible for Christianity, as that gap would be closed tremendously. I mean, our terror guerrela tactics combined with their amounts of money, tactical knowledge, and experience with killing Christ? By Allah, the only reason the they turned us against one another was for this very purpose.
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