Disco Shower
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- Cirtur
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Disco Shower
Right, over the years I have had this plan, that if ever I had the money and the property I would build a disco shower.
Is this pretty cool?
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Is this pretty cool?
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Re: Disco Shower
Y. I would definitely come to your house* and use your shower if you had this.
*By this I mean kill you and steal your identity.
*By this I mean kill you and steal your identity.
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Re: Disco Shower
Is the water going to appear to be different colors (like what they do to Niagra)? Because that would be freaking sweet.
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It probably would because of the lights. I really want to build this but alas, I am poor.
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That is why you need to be some kind of tycoon. For example, a business tycoon or a railroad tycoon.
I'm going to be a teaching tycoon. I will teach all the children until I've built up a vast empire. Financially, I do not see any problems with this.
I'm going to be a teaching tycoon. I will teach all the children until I've built up a vast empire. Financially, I do not see any problems with this.
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Neither do I. Speaking as a man with a reasonably large penis, I would like to point out that whilst children can be fun they often do not carry a lot of money with them.
Although if you made every child you teach give you a dollar every year...
Although if you made every child you teach give you a dollar every year...
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When I was about to leave student teaching, my children offered to buy my time, by each bringing in a dollar for every day.Cirtur wrote:Neither do I. Speaking as a man with a reasonably large penis, I would like to point out that whilst children can be fun they often do not carry a lot of money with them.
Although if you made every child you teach give you a dollar every year...
It's sweet, but, they're 12, and gonna run out of their allowance before I'll get my money. No deal.
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Take the deal, beat them when they don't pay up. Remember, if you're a woman the law is in your favour.
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Also beat them up if they do give you the money, so they know that if they don't then this is what they will get.
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Re: Disco Shower
Instead of a disco shower, could it be an iShower? I'm sure apple would hear your pitch.
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How 'bout a golden shower? I forget how the rest of the joke goes but it's pretty obvious.
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Then they would make it really expensive and really tiny and downloadable as an app for your iPhone.
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Re: Disco Shower
...No. I mean that Apple could sell fully functional iShowers and install them in homes.
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That was very clever. I will whole-heartedly admit that.
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