The Itsy Bitsy Spider-Thing
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Re: The Itsy Bitsy Spider-Thing
I have a comic for this situation but I'm too lazy to scrounge it up.
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Yes, unless it's an English word, which would make it penises or penes.Oldrac the Chitinous wrote:It's a third declension noun. Plural in Latin would be Penes.
The weird thing is, I think it's a feminine noun. But I would have to double-check that.
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Said as a compliment, and I'll like you more.AHMETxRock wrote:Retrieve arms?
LOL. LIKE THE COMIC.
Said as derision, and I'll dislike you more.
Which is it?
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It's masculine in French. But I have no idea what the gender relations are between Latin and French, if they're the same or not.Oldrac the Chitinous wrote:It's a third declension noun. Plural in Latin would be Penes.
The weird thing is, I think it's a feminine noun. But I would have to double-check that.
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Gender of nouns is not always consistent, even between closely related languages.
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>Debate with self over the gender of the word 'penis' and the possble spelling of the plural form.
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Since when is chemistry not a science?
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Re: The Itsy Bitsy Spider-Thing
>>Make breakfast.
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Nope. Penis is masculine. I'm not sure what I was thinking.
Latin's always holding French back! Did you know that even today, French only makes 80 cents to Latin's dollar for the same job? End the Patriarchy!
Heteronormative.smiley_cow wrote:But I have no idea what the gender relations are between Latin and French.
Latin's always holding French back! Did you know that even today, French only makes 80 cents to Latin's dollar for the same job? End the Patriarchy!
Police said they spent some time working out if they could charge the man with being armed with a weapon, as technically he was armed with part of a fish.
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Definately a compliment. I think they've refered to the weapons as arms before, but I'm not sure.mountainmage wrote:Said as a compliment, and I'll like you more.AHMETxRock wrote:Retrieve arms?
LOL. LIKE THE COMIC.
Said as derision, and I'll dislike you more.
Which is it?
Do I want you to like me more, or less?
Which is it?
Just like an std, will never fully go away.
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Hopefully, more! Then the whole world will see a Muslim and a (sort-of) Jew get along. Maybe they'll follow our shining example, even?
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Doubtful. Too many people make money from the continuing conflicts.
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Christians have long associated Muslims and Jews as the common enemy, says some crazy Hungarian.mountainmage wrote:Hopefully, more! Then the whole world will see a Muslim and a (sort-of) Jew get along. Maybe they'll follow our shining example, even?
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Like anyone's going to listen to a crazy Hungarian.
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I had to for six whole weeks, and he was the best anthro prof we had last year. As in, he was only slightly awful.mountainmage wrote:Like anyone's going to listen to a crazy Hungarian.
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That's what I say whenever someone says I hate Jews, who happen to be Christian. Christians outnumber Muslims only by 2:1 by the most average of accounts. A Jewish-Muslim team up would be terrible for Christianity, as that gap would be closed tremendously. I mean, our terror guerrela tactics combined with their amounts of money, tactical knowledge, and experience with killing Christ? By Allah, the only reason the they turned us against one another was for this very purpose.
Just like an std, will never fully go away.