These hands make art, not bombs.

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These hands make art, not bombs.

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Hahaha, because I'm a Muslim.

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Fail art done in MS Paint for the person of the first image. A bit better than some other people's fail arts, might I add?

Right now I'm drawing different kinds of things. This is my current avatar.

This was my attempt at drawing a better version of this. I wish I didn't draw hair, but it's decent.

This animated drawing was an experiment with a free animator program, as well as testing framerate stuff. The program isn't all that great.

You guys liked this one apparently.

My flying frenchmen is good enough to post directly.
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Yay art! I've just done some drawings in my notebook (I went to a gig. A really shitty one) and I think they're good enough to post. Hold on while I get my camera.

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Fengwhore wanted someone to draw his portrait.
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AHMETxRock wrote:Fengwhore

Awwwww
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HA! I am going to draw portraits of all of you!

I will start with me..
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Something that doesn't suck as a drawing. I was too scared to do anything once I got that far because it's one of my best sketches so far.
I'm not good enough to edit it, and the lines aren't dark enough to scan at my university. So I had the genius idea to use my laptop's webcam.

Look really hard and you'll see me as well.
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You look Mexican in the photo. It's probably the mustache.
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I think it's the sideways look as well.

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Are you implying all Mexicans walk around while bending to the left or right? Because that sir is just simply not true.
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Also the fact that you can clearly tell that he is jumping over the border in the picture.

Racism++

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Racism FTW!
Aw yeah. I should trim my mustache a tad bit from now on. However, I'm afriad that would be gay. And I mean that it the very oppressive intolerant manner.
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Ahahahaha I lol'd at you peeking out from behind the paper.

Also, I really need to take art lessons because I can not shape things out like that at all and my ability to draw the human figure is neolithic, at best.
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I did a fancomic for a sprite comic that I really like. It was done by two brothers, but one is away for two years and they are on a basic hiatus.
I love it, and they made me laugh alot. It seems rough at first, but it's decent.

This is the first of the bunch. I based it on a few gag rules that one of the brothers said.
This was my early stuff, but I like it nontheless.

The gag rules I insulted.
1. Ninja Squirrels are to be spoken of and never seen. And they communicate with notes only.
2. King has a tramatic fear of green apples. TRAMATIC.
3. King understands this of Multiverse travel: It?s complex, Bro?s into it, and ignore bro?s techno babble
4. He?s allergic to peanut butter
5. He prefers silver to gold
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Khazd wrote:HA! I am going to draw portraits of all of you!
MM is done and will be posted tonight.. Edminister is at 40%, Cirtur is at 10%, I haven't started anyone else yet*.

*LR was at 70% but my cat peed on it and I have to start over.
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