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Well me people, I got two new blades over the weekend. That means I now have four. Here are the new ones.


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The blue one is 27 inches long (68.58 cm). Its handle is 10 inches long (25.4 cm). It has dragon carvings on it. It is a Chinese dragon. I am saying that because the Chinese dress up as in there parades. If you have seen the pictures of there parades, you know what I am talking about when I say Chinese dragon. It has a bad oil smell to it. My dealer says it was coated in oil so it could be shipped without rusting. Apparently, he gets his stuff sent over by boat. Haohmaru has nothing on me. My blade looks like his. He is from samurai showdown.



The black one looks like a chokutō. That means the blade is a straight blade. I am not sure of that but the pages I looked information up on said that is what it was. The blade is 26.5 inches long (67.31 cm). The handle on it is about 9.5 inches long (24.15 cm). It is made out of bamboo. That means I do not want you sending any panda bears my way. Keep them away.


Now like most good blades, they need names. So, time for a naming contest. I would like you all to come up with a name for them. IF you submit one then that is not English then say what it means. If it is from a game, tell me what game it is from so I can look it up. Zantetsuken would be cool. I hope that one day I can get a blade worthy of that name.

I do have a prize. Also if my info on the baldes such as the names is wrong, let me know. Give me a link to so i can see what the correct info is so i can use this in the future.
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You should give them group names.

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Woah. I'd name one Morningwood.
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What about dontevercomenearmyhouse?

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How about Doc and Nurse?
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Or the Chinese Buffet? -

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Stabby and Cutyy?
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AHMETxRock wrote:Stabby and Cutyy?
Second that!
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Still though.


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I'm going to steal the names from magic: the gathering and say "Keiga, the Tide Star" for the blue one, and "Kokusho, the Evening Star" for the black one.
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mountainmage wrote:I'm going to steal the names from magic: the gathering and say "Keiga, the Tide Star" for the blue one, and "Kokusho, the Evening Star" for the black one.
Yeah these are probably the best serious ones.
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Artery and Vein.

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Blue Sun for the blue one, and
朝阳木材 for the bamboo one. It means 'Chaoyang Timber'.
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Oooooh naming things!

You could call the blue one "Zenith" and the black one "Nadir." Because when the sun is at that position, the sky is that color.
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