World Beard and Mustache Championships

mountainmage · Post by **mountainmage** » Wed May 27, 2009 7:57 pm

I was thinking more like "I Love You, Man".

LordRetard · Post by **LordRetard** » Thu May 28, 2009 1:50 am

Yeah, the rest of us think it's like "Brokeback Mountain".

AHMETxRock · Post by **AHMETxRock** » Thu May 28, 2009 3:00 am

Balls don't touch.
Is good.

mountainmage · Post by **mountainmage** » Thu May 28, 2009 3:01 am

Whatever, you don't know me! At least, not entirely.

AHMETxRock · Post by **AHMETxRock** » Thu May 28, 2009 3:09 am

Not until the balls touch.

cheez.wiz · Post by **cheez.wiz** » Thu May 28, 2009 4:43 am

AHMETxRock wrote:Not until the balls touch.

Pétanque is sooooooo gay.

hawhaw1267 · Post by **hawhaw1267** » Thu May 28, 2009 12:47 pm

LordRetard wrote:Yeah, the rest of us think it's like "Brokeback Mountain".

Only with more passion! But not just regular passion. I'm talking about passion!

Khazd · Post by **Khazd** » Thu May 28, 2009 12:49 pm

Like spitting in your palm as a form of lubricant kind of passion?

Oldrac the Chitinous · Thu May 28, 2009 1:46 pm

More like a getting stapled to a cross kind of passion.

AHMETxRock · Post by **AHMETxRock** » Thu May 28, 2009 5:40 pm

More like I really want to sleep with littleninja right now but once I do the conquest won't seem all that great kind of passion.

Rainbow · Post by **Rainbow** » Thu May 28, 2009 5:43 pm

AHMETxRock wrote:More like I really want to sleep with littleninja right now but once I do the conquest won't seem all that great kind of passion.

Would you still be sad and lonely if littleninja would fulfill your conquest?

AHMETxRock · Post by **AHMETxRock** » Thu May 28, 2009 5:45 pm

It's the only way I'd violate it. I mean, my religious leaders would be looking at me all mean, but then I'd just say it was a hot lesbian threesome and they'd instictively high-five me before realizing what they've done.

mountainmage · Post by **mountainmage** » Thu May 28, 2009 8:04 pm

While saying "Nicccceeeeeeee."

hawhaw1267 · Post by **hawhaw1267** » Fri May 29, 2009 3:21 am

With hookers

mountainmage · Post by **mountainmage** » Fri May 29, 2009 3:23 am

In space. (It's been too long since one of these chains.)

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