"Were you all covered in semen?"

astasia · Post by **astasia** » Mon Jun 15, 2009 4:25 pm

I agree, and perhaps it will change, but currently it's like a $5 - $10 additional add on for texting plans. But, anyone can text on their phone, it just costs them a few cents.

I believe you can get the much more expensive plans that include texting - like unlimited anytime calling and unlimited texting - but I think those are a couple hundred per person. (Also, the last time I did contracts was about a year and a half/two years ago, so, it may have changed some - but my older sister just changed hers, and still had to pay a separate add on texting fee, as well as a separate add on internet fee.)

Sahan · Post by **Sahan** » Tue Jun 16, 2009 3:04 am

It probably is minutes, but most of the fee comes when you make the initial call, and I rarely talk on the mobile for longer than a minute anyway.

LordRetard · Post by **LordRetard** » Tue Jun 16, 2009 3:06 am

Sahan wrote:It probably is minutes, but most of the fee comes when you make the initial call, and I rarely talk on the 'mobile for longer than a minute anyway.

Yeah, I follow you...

Sahan · Post by **Sahan** » Tue Jun 16, 2009 3:20 am

Screw you LR, people in different parts of the world are allowed to talk differently to you. Mobile makes way more sense than cell phone, those are for when you are in jail.

LordRetard · Post by **LordRetard** » Tue Jun 16, 2009 3:24 am

Sahan wrote:Screw you LR, people in different parts of the world are allowed to talk differently to you. Mobile makes way more sense than cell phone, those are for when you are in jail.

I have NEVER heard that mentioned in my classes. Remember, I'm the guy who studies this and I can make up whatever crazy shit I want!

AHMETxRock · Post by **AHMETxRock** » Tue Jun 16, 2009 3:31 am

Many companies have the word mobile in their names. Plus, the word is shorter and more accurate.
It was what they were originally called. It's more convenient to say Cell than mobile, but mobile is better than Cell Phone. Especially now that everyone has a cell phone, saying "Mobile" seems like you're a bit smarter.

mountainmage · Post by **mountainmage** » Tue Jun 16, 2009 3:33 am

Pedantic semantics.

LordRetard · Post by **LordRetard** » Tue Jun 16, 2009 3:35 am

It can't be true! But it rhymed... So it must be.

Kimra · Post by **Kimra** » Tue Jun 16, 2009 3:44 am

Just so you know: I pulled up in my car at the local park and sat in the boot to eat some chips and a burger when my mobile rang, I had a yarn to my mate and we meet up for a cuppa and some biscuits (bickies).

mountainmage · Post by **mountainmage** » Tue Jun 16, 2009 3:46 am

Hey, we don't use that kind of language around here!

LordRetard · Post by **LordRetard** » Tue Jun 16, 2009 3:46 am

Ach, on your bike.

AHMETxRock · Post by **AHMETxRock** » Tue Jun 16, 2009 3:47 am

Plot hole! Women aren't allowed out of the kitchen.

Kimra · Post by **Kimra** » Tue Jun 16, 2009 3:57 am

AHMETxRock wrote:Plot hole! Women aren't allowed out of the kitchen.

Of course we are, how else am I meant to do the gardening? (where I grow the food, that I cook in the kitchen)

LordRetard · Post by **LordRetard** » Tue Jun 16, 2009 3:59 am

RIDDLE TIME: A man and a woman get into a car crash. Who's responsible?

ANSWER: The man, he shouldn't be driving in the kitchen.

I'm on a roll today.

Oldrac the Chitinous · Tue Jun 16, 2009 4:00 am

Plot twist!
Your kitchen includes a hydroponics bay because you are an astronaut on a long space voyage! And you're not allowed outside of the kitchen because there's no air out there.

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