Write a book.

Kimra · Post by **Kimra** » Sat Aug 01, 2009 10:15 am

Who wants to write a book with me? I'm feeling bored. It's going to be Zombie Apocalypse. And all you have to do is state who you are, and when a situation occurs (randomly) say what you'd do in response to it. I suppose it's like an RPG but I've never been part of one of those so I'm going to pretend this would be awesome, and also result in a book. It can be named S.M.B.C. (and have it be some clever acronym) and Zach can get a cut, just for being Zach.

If I get no replies to this, I'm writing the book anyway, and you all die stupid useless deaths.

Sahan · Post by **Sahan** » Sat Aug 01, 2009 10:38 am

I wish to be a bus driver. A friend of mine did the same thing with a story he was writing up for a competiton, and I was an air-force pilot, so I want to keep the trend going.

Kimra · Post by **Kimra** » Sat Aug 01, 2009 12:14 pm

Sahan wrote:I wish to be a bus driver. A friend of mine did the same thing with a story he was writing up for a competiton, and I was an air-force pilot, so I want to keep the trend going.

You don't want to move up in world? Just be some sort of vehicle controller?

Cirtur · Post by **Cirtur** » Sat Aug 01, 2009 1:01 pm

I would like to be the owner of a grocery shop.

Post by **Edminster** » Sat Aug 01, 2009 2:45 pm

I would like to be a rag-tag group of orphans. Alternatively, a guy covered in bees. Not sure if he can control them or not, but damn, man. Bees.

Oldrac the Chitinous · Sat Aug 01, 2009 3:03 pm

Zombees?

Cirtur · Post by **Cirtur** » Sat Aug 01, 2009 3:49 pm

What if they are scary bees?

Then they are BOObees.
Haha. Tits.

freako104 · Post by **freako104** » Sat Aug 01, 2009 5:46 pm

Can I be a biker dude? Who seems to be finding zombie cows and zombie sheep? Better yet a guy who wrestles zombies in a ring?

mountainmage · Post by **mountainmage** » Sun Aug 02, 2009 1:36 am

I would be the owner of the local gun shop. When the shit hits the fan, I help arm the civilians and go on a zombie shooting rampage.

Edminster wrote:Alternatively, a guy covered in bees. Not sure if he can control them or not, but damn, man. Bees.

Nice Adam Goldberg reference.

AHMETxRock · Post by **AHMETxRock** » Sun Aug 02, 2009 2:30 am

Cirtur, that is an inappropriate, but pretty decent, photo.

I want to be the wacky muslim that is paranoid, anti-establishment, and avoids sexual relations while also being extremely good looking.
Also, I have a big penis and don't engage in gay activities.

mountainmage · Post by **mountainmage** » Sun Aug 02, 2009 2:33 am

That implies that you are none of those things already.

AHMETxRock · Post by **AHMETxRock** » Sun Aug 02, 2009 2:44 am

IN THE BOOK I MEANT.

CIRTUR, I HOPE THAT IS A RELATIVE OF YOURS.

Kimra · Post by **Kimra** » Sun Aug 02, 2009 4:33 am

Done done and done. (possibly a few more done's in there as well, but I fail to remember how many)

Give me a week or two for the first few scenes.

p.s. no bee coving. You can be a mob of orphans.

freako104 · Post by **freako104** » Sun Aug 02, 2009 4:38 am

Looking forward to it with antcipation!

mountainmage · Post by **mountainmage** » Sun Aug 02, 2009 4:49 am

Looking forward to it with consternation!

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