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Re: Tee Hee, Poetry!

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Man the forum plot is getting complicated. I killed ruo, and Greencrayon appears when I leave, and now I'm a zombie!
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Re: Tee Hee, Poetry!

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mountainmage wrote:Man the forum plot is getting complicated. I killed ruo, and Greencrayon appears when I leave, and now I'm a zombie!
Write a poem about it. Quick!
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Re: Tee Hee, Poetry!

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Even just a limerick will suffice.
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Once there was a guy named mage
He killed Ruo in a fit of rage
He left for a while, and got replaced by The Sage
Now he's back from the dead
Eating many a head
And ushering in a new Zombie AGE.


Yeah, it's not your traditional limmerick, but I couldn't fit everything into 5 lines.
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The forum plot is complicated. SO complicated that when it ends I will write it up and get it on the BBC.

THIS I CAN PROMISE

What I cannot promise is that it won't be on BBC 3.

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Eww, what's the point then?*



*Has no idea what the differences between BBC's are.
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Okay, let's cue you in.

Image This one is the shit. The funky shit. If you are on BBC One you are an important guy/programme.

Image This is BBC Two. Mainly comedy or stuff that is fairly mainstream.

Image About 20% groundbreaking experimental stuff, 80% boring shit or repeats of stuff from BBC one or two.

Image Intellectual stuff. Very high-brow. If we end up here we will get good reviews from good newspapers.

Image This is news. We'd probably only end up here if I killed someone writing this.

Image This is the BBC in gaelic. We'd have to fail pretty hard to get a show on here and no where else.

Image What the world sees of the BBC. Means we've had quite a bit of success.

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No more white horses ♬ ♫ ♪ ılıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llılı ♪ ♫ ♬ for you to ride away

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mountainmage wrote:Image
lol wat

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You've never seen that thing before? Well, now you have.

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No I have. It is just such a non-sequitur.

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I don't see how, but I'll trust your judgment on this one.
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Because, it's not a TV Channel. I don't know what you meant by it.

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You explained the BBC nonsense to me, and now I know more. That's all there is to it.
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Oh okay. A more obvious one would have been

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