Detritus
Moderator: Kimra
- Cirtur
- Licensed Troll Pornographer
- Posts: 9960
- Joined: Mon Dec 08, 2008 8:13 pm
- Location: Europe
- Contact:
- Oldrac the Chitinous
- Chicken O' the Sea
- Posts: 3476
- Joined: Fri Dec 12, 2008 11:41 pm
- Location: The Perfect Stillness of the Deep
- Contact:
Re: Satan
Oh look Asherian brought us back on topic.
Police said they spent some time working out if they could charge the man with being armed with a weapon, as technically he was armed with part of a fish.
- Oldrac the Chitinous
- Chicken O' the Sea
- Posts: 3476
- Joined: Fri Dec 12, 2008 11:41 pm
- Location: The Perfect Stillness of the Deep
- Contact:
Re: Do you want a thread about lesbian sex?
[Quantum Mechanics Joke]
Police said they spent some time working out if they could charge the man with being armed with a weapon, as technically he was armed with part of a fish.
- Kimra
- He-Man in a Miniskirt
- Posts: 6850
- Joined: Tue Jun 02, 2009 10:18 am
- Location: meanwhile elsewhere
Re: Revenue
Wouldn't a Water Golum either live in water or eat water?
I think a Rust Monster makes more sense... but she's not looking for the faded brown of dulled metal, she's looking for shiny, so I think maybe a Metal Monster is more apt.
I think a Rust Monster makes more sense... but she's not looking for the faded brown of dulled metal, she's looking for shiny, so I think maybe a Metal Monster is more apt.
King Prawn
- Edminster
- Tested positive for Space-AIDS
- Posts: 8832
- Joined: Fri Sep 09, 2005 9:53 pm
- Location: Internet
- Contact:
Re: Revenue
Rust monsters go for any metal, and are particularly attracted to shiny metal. The 'Rust' in their name refers to their ability to make any metal rust, which they then devour. It is hilarious fun to throw at a party which has just spent all of their money on fullplate armour. And by hilarious fun I mean a serious dick move that can cause your players to quit the game. Here, have a comic that demonstrates a typical party reaction to the presence of a Rust monster.
god i miss playing D&D
god i miss playing D&D
ol qwerty bastard wrote:bitcoin is backed by math, and math is intrinsically perfect and logically consistent always
gödel stop spreading fud
- Kimra
- He-Man in a Miniskirt
- Posts: 6850
- Joined: Tue Jun 02, 2009 10:18 am
- Location: meanwhile elsewhere
Re: Revenue
Colour me informed. That's two topics now. I've covered sex games and nerd games. I don't know what else I could hope to learn about today.
King Prawn
- Asherian
- Token Erisian
- Posts: 1272
- Joined: Fri Oct 24, 2008 6:22 am
- Location: A City in the rain
Re: Detritus
Yes, all there is to know in the world does kinda get broken into one of those two categories.
Okay really, anything can be a sex game. And I hate to break it up, but she's neither a rust monster or a water gollem/gollum/elemental/spirit/ectra. She's human. At least, mostly.
More coming later, all in this thread.
Okay really, anything can be a sex game. And I hate to break it up, but she's neither a rust monster or a water gollem/gollum/elemental/spirit/ectra. She's human. At least, mostly.
More coming later, all in this thread.
As pure as the driven snow. Bitches
- LordRetard
- The Most Retardedest
- Posts: 9967
- Joined: Mon Sep 19, 2005 8:44 pm
- Location: My Parents' Basement
Re: Revenue
Yeah me too. Some guy in my class is always reading manuals on his computer during our boring-ass phonology lecture so I might talk to him and see if he's organised anything on campus.Edminster wrote:god i miss playing D&D
- FengharTheNord
- Avord the Nord
- Posts: 2364
- Joined: Wed Apr 22, 2009 8:48 pm
- Location: location location
- Contact:
Re: Revenue
I'm gonna cry that's the funniest, most beautiful thing I have seen in a while.Oldrac the Chitinous wrote:Clearly, Rachelle is a Rust Monster.Asherian wrote:Moving through the wreckage Rachelle kept her eyes out for the glint of metal in the lowering evening sun, hoping to find dinner before she had to hole up for sunset.
DonRetrasado wrote:bow chicka bow wowAmerika wrote:Wait I live in a universe.DonRetrasado wrote:Well you'd need a sock as big as an airplane to hide my penis. An airplane the size of the universe.
- Asherian
- Token Erisian
- Posts: 1272
- Joined: Fri Oct 24, 2008 6:22 am
- Location: A City in the rain
Re: Detritus
I have to agree, I love that sentiment far more then what I was actually going for.
As pure as the driven snow. Bitches
- Kimra
- He-Man in a Miniskirt
- Posts: 6850
- Joined: Tue Jun 02, 2009 10:18 am
- Location: meanwhile elsewhere
Re: Detritus
Yay for the excitement of reinterpretation!
Another possible story:* A Reverse Vampire Rust Monster.
*I'm just looking for things to write.
Another possible story:* A Reverse Vampire Rust Monster.
*I'm just looking for things to write.
King Prawn
- Edminster
- Tested positive for Space-AIDS
- Posts: 8832
- Joined: Fri Sep 09, 2005 9:53 pm
- Location: Internet
- Contact:
Re: Detritus
Oh man, I can't think of Reverse Vampires without thinking of that one series of books about Post-apocalyptic gay psychic reverse vampire hermaphrodites.
ol qwerty bastard wrote:bitcoin is backed by math, and math is intrinsically perfect and logically consistent always
gödel stop spreading fud
- Kimra
- He-Man in a Miniskirt
- Posts: 6850
- Joined: Tue Jun 02, 2009 10:18 am
- Location: meanwhile elsewhere
- Edminster
- Tested positive for Space-AIDS
- Posts: 8832
- Joined: Fri Sep 09, 2005 9:53 pm
- Location: Internet
- Contact:
Re: Detritus
If I knew how much shipping was to Australialand I would send you the first book in the series.
ol qwerty bastard wrote:bitcoin is backed by math, and math is intrinsically perfect and logically consistent always
gödel stop spreading fud
- Kimra
- He-Man in a Miniskirt
- Posts: 6850
- Joined: Tue Jun 02, 2009 10:18 am
- Location: meanwhile elsewhere
Re: Detritus
Thank god you don't know.
Once tried to read a lesbian vampire book (it was written by a friend of mine). I didn't care either way for the content, but the writing was terrible. Is the writing in this book you speak of terrible?
Once tried to read a lesbian vampire book (it was written by a friend of mine). I didn't care either way for the content, but the writing was terrible. Is the writing in this book you speak of terrible?
King Prawn