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I'm apparently the most goddamn nondescript human being ever because everyone with a beard or a flatcap looks identical to me.

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It's true, I've seen a guy who looked amazingly similar to you just today at Uni, so either that or you've just cloned yourself several times and made sure your clones would live too far away to ever see each other.
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The worst is that my brother looks almost identical to me (well I don't think so), so people come up to him ('cause he's in a band) and think I'm him. Really weird!

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So they come up to him, and assume that you are also your brother?
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So yeah I've been sketching in lectures when I should be note-taking, and here's one of a made up girl. I'm thinking I should really practise drawing real people, and men more.
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And Ahmet, proportion is pretty difficult at first - but practise is really really helpful, so here are two guides which might be useful.
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Sketching people is boring, it is far more fun to sketch disturbing things, like murder scenes involving your friends and then leaving them where they can find them.
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I prefer the medium of photography. What should I do, Khazd?

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Cirtur wrote:I prefer the medium of photography. What should I do, Khazd?
Well the answer there is quite obvious! Simply drug your friends, then pose them in a horrific scene, take many pictures, re-dress and clean them up, set the clocks back to whatever time they passed out and pretend like nothing happened. Then develop and post the pictures in a manner that will allow them to see them without knowing it was you! It will give them hours of conversation and fun to their otherwise empty lives.
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Thanks, Khazd. You always know the right thing to do!

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Khazd wrote:Sketching people is boring, it is far more fun to sketch disturbing things, like murder scenes involving your friends and then leaving them where they can find them.
But you'll still have to have good person sketching skills, to make sure your friends know it's supposed to be them.
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I'm a really bad sketcher, so instead I write poems about killing my friends and post them on facebook.

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ME TOO! Buddies!
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Apocalyptus wrote:
Khazd wrote:Sketching people is boring, it is far more fun to sketch disturbing things, like murder scenes involving your friends and then leaving them where they can find them.
But you'll still have to have good person sketching skills, to make sure your friends know it's supposed to be them.
True, but if you really suck, you can always put their names on their shirts. Being unable to draw has never stopped Ahmet...
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Khazd wrote:
Apocalyptus wrote:
Khazd wrote:Sketching people is boring, it is far more fun to sketch disturbing things, like murder scenes involving your friends and then leaving them where they can find them.
But you'll still have to have good person sketching skills, to make sure your friends know it's supposed to be them.
True, but if you really suck, you can always put their names on their shirts. Being unable to draw has never stopped Ahmet...
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AHMETxRock wrote: You get a kick in the nuts man.
You know you missed me.. Admit it.
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