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Tee Hee, Poetry!

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Re: Tee Hee, Poetry!

Postby Oldrac the Chitinous » Thu Jun 03, 2010 4:07 pm

Police said they spent some time working out if they could charge the man with being armed with a weapon, as technically he was armed with part of a fish.
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Re: Tee Hee, Poetry!

Postby carbonstealer » Fri Jun 04, 2010 3:21 am

My own Victorian values cause me to be strangely attracted to the rakish way you place your semi colons, and the prominence of your quotation marks
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Re: Tee Hee, Poetry!

Postby Cirtur » Fri Jun 04, 2010 8:39 am

My Victorian Values™ believe that all this talk is dangerously impious.
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Re: Tee Hee, Poetry!

Postby carbonstealer » Fri Jun 04, 2010 1:02 pm

My Victorian Values™ believe that your belief of impiety is merely your impetuous youth forming the impetus to judge others for their enlightened freedoms
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Re: Tee Hee, Poetry!

Postby Cirtur » Fri Jun 04, 2010 1:21 pm

I submit to you a legal injunction on the trademark Victorian Values, as per my legal use of the trademark system expressed above.
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Re: Tee Hee, Poetry!

Postby Felstaff » Fri Jun 04, 2010 2:36 pm

As long as people cover the legs of pianos to avoid scandal, then it's fine by me.
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Re: Tee Hee, Poetry!

Postby Cirtur » Fri Jun 04, 2010 3:15 pm

I just fucking hate legs.
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Re: Tee Hee, Poetry!

Postby Apocalyptus » Fri Jun 04, 2010 5:02 pm

Which is why you need to invent that weights and pulleys system. I've been telling you all along.
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Re: Tee Hee, Poetry!

Postby Cirtur » Fri Jun 04, 2010 6:32 pm

That would involve touching legs!
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Re: Tee Hee, Poetry!

Postby carbonstealer » Sat Jun 05, 2010 2:09 am

Only if you don't use machetes to remove them first. Politely of course.
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Re: Tee Hee, Poetry!

Postby AHMETxRock » Sun Jun 20, 2010 2:25 am

I've been unable to write well since breaking up with my ex. I had a spur of creativity and effort but it all failed me, and I didn't think much of it. I have ideas but I can't follow through anymore. I tried forcing myself a while ago, but it just sucked. I recently found one of those pieces. I thought if I kept writing I'd be able to do something of substance. It's depressing me to read it ON TOP of my depression.
Just like an std, will never fully go away.
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Re: Tee Hee, Poetry!

Postby LordRetard » Sun Jun 20, 2010 2:29 am

Not cool, bro! Anything you do and then read again that turns out to be shit is "practice", and you should not feel bad about it. That's how I look at it.
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Re: Tee Hee, Poetry!

Postby AHMETxRock » Sun Jun 20, 2010 2:32 am

I know I can do better, and I did a few short pieces that are decent. I think of some good dialogue for the story in my head I haven't mentioned cause I still can't draw anything of it, but that hardly counts. I'm sad because I can't do it.
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Re: Tee Hee, Poetry!

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Re: Tee Hee, Poetry!

Postby Sahan » Wed Jun 23, 2010 12:08 pm

So many brackets...
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