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I commandeer this thread for the purpose of poor writings!!!

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I commandeer this thread for the purpose of poor writings!!!

Postby AHMETxRock » Thu Jul 01, 2010 5:42 am

Man, fuck this. Like, fuck ALL of this. I am back in the mood to write and I am totally not continuing what I was writing before. Fragmented scene of different points on the storyline cannot help learn how to write properly.

There's no use letting all this thread go to waste however. Let's kick this shit into gear. Groove with my daddy-o. I'll require a bit of exposition for you to have a grasp of the source matter, but hopefully the direction I take my writing in would have made it for the most part only supplementary.

Let it be said that a lot of this stuff will be cross posted. While you could do a google search to find my other haunts, and while I do not particularly care if you do, I would appreciate if you do not stalk me for the sake of a joke. Mess with me here, we're cool.

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Re: The Legend of the Greymen, PART 1

Postby AHMETxRock » Thu Jul 01, 2010 5:45 am

The following is meant to be a speech.
July 1st, 2010.

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Re: The Legends of the Greymen and the Abyss

Postby Sahan » Thu Jul 01, 2010 12:50 pm

I'm liking it so far? Am I allowed to write that here?
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So Grey

Postby Felstaff » Thu Jul 01, 2010 2:52 pm

It's my mission to replace the American 'gray' with the Commonwealthian 'grey'.

Grey is a beautiful word. Gray most certainly is not.

Perhaps I can use this story, which I am reading as I write this post (you have no idea how hard that is*), to further my Quest for Better Recognition to Enlighten Alternatively Spelled Things (The B.R.E.A.S.T Quest, as it were)

Who wants to join me on the Quest for Breast? Unleash the Grey Army !


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Re: The Legends of the Greymen and the Abyss

Postby Cirtur » Thu Jul 01, 2010 3:33 pm

I thought grey was the american one?

Well it's better anyway.
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Re: The Legends of the Greymen and the Abyss

Postby Sahan » Thu Jul 01, 2010 4:07 pm

You'll need bumper stickers for your campaign. Something like, GRAY IS GAY or something else like that that's offensive to minorities.
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Re: The Legends of the Greymen and the Abyss

Postby Cirtur » Thu Jul 01, 2010 4:53 pm

DON'T BE BLACK, SAY GREY
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Re: The Legends of the Greymen and the Abyss

Postby AHMETxRock » Thu Jul 01, 2010 8:32 pm

You're allowed to post here. The first post is to link to any and all related things I post, so that your comments and jokes don't hurt what I post.

Gonna review part two before I submit. Might need to mention a paragraph earlier, to let it flow.
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Re: The Legends of the Greymen and the Abyss

Postby AHMETxRock » Sat Aug 14, 2010 9:28 pm

I almost finished it, I could just post part two now. But instead I'll wait until I'm in the mood to do it.

I've been unable to stop thinking lately, and as such, will post various works here.

"I once pitied the man who would not think, now I am envious.
No one can see you think. You feelings will not reach anyone. Your words will not move anyone.
And yet it is the opposite for the man of muscle, he cannot be ignored.
All can see your fists clench. Your swing can definately reach. When you connect one cannot help but move."
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Re: The Legends of the Greymen and the Abyss

Postby Cirtur » Sat Aug 14, 2010 10:13 pm

So you're saying we philosophers should stop being queer and pick up a bar stool.
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Re: The Legends of the Greymen and the Abyss

Postby AHMETxRock » Sat Aug 14, 2010 10:17 pm

You are weak when your head throbs, you are strong when your muscles throb.
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Re: The Legends of the Greymen and the Abyss

Postby Cirtur » Sat Aug 14, 2010 10:22 pm

That makes me Image

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Re: The Legends of the Greymen and the Abyss

Postby AHMETxRock » Sat Aug 14, 2010 10:25 pm

That is the wrong kind of throbbing Cirtur.
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Re: The Legends of the Greymen and the Abyss

Postby Cirtur » Sat Aug 14, 2010 10:31 pm

The weird thing about that smiley is that the semen is blue.
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Re: The Legends of the Greymen and the Abyss

Postby FengharTheNord » Sat Aug 14, 2010 11:09 pm

Yeah. Semen is supposed to be red and chunky!
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