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Re: The Legends of the Greymen and the Abyss

Postby Cirtur » Sat Aug 14, 2010 11:11 pm

What kind of semen have you got? Semen is supposed to be green and poisonous to dogs.
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Re: The Legends of the Greymen and the Abyss

Postby AHMETxRock » Sat Aug 14, 2010 11:28 pm

No, Cirtur, you're thinking of a woman's promises.
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Re: The Legends of the Greymen and the Abyss

Postby Cirtur » Sat Aug 14, 2010 11:30 pm

Also the concepts of love and dreams.
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Re: The Legends of the Greymen and the Abyss

Postby smiley_cow » Sat Aug 14, 2010 11:41 pm

Also dog poison.
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Re: The Legends of the Greymen and the Abyss

Postby Cirtur » Sat Aug 14, 2010 11:45 pm

That's the one that is most green and poisonous to dogs.
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Re: The Legends of the Greymen and the Abyss

Postby AHMETxRock » Sun Aug 15, 2010 2:18 am

Just like an std, will never fully go away.
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Re: The Legends of the Greymen and the Abyss

Postby Cirtur » Sun Aug 15, 2010 2:23 am

Leave out the last "pretty" if you do this again.
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Re: The Legends of the Greymen and the Abyss

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Re: The Legends of the Greymen and the Abyss, PART 2

Postby AHMETxRock » Mon Aug 23, 2010 10:21 pm

A.K.A The "Fuck it, whatever" update. I was on the fence on whether or not a repeated theme in the narration would seem akward or not, but apathy won't be defeated easily.

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Oh shit bitches, I LOVE AMERICA.

Postby AHMETxRock » Tue May 10, 2011 6:43 pm

Response to a person that argued in favor of the corporate personhood bullshit regarding the case of Citizens United v. Federal Election Commission, discussion at reddit:

I disagree with your statements. The restriction on the corporation does not in any way impede the ability of the individuals to make contributions. If an individual feel that McCain deserved a donation, they are free to write the check out of their own bank accounts. Government officials are not allowed to have their hands inside a business for fear that they will favor their own profit while governing, am I correct?

Similar reasoning applies that a business should keep their hands out of government. The individual representatives of the government are meant to act for the sake of those that chose to elect them, not for their own gain. There is a problem in letting the businesses put their cash into businesses *in addition* to every individual that is part of the business. While an organized group can and should be able to voice their concerns in a more efficient manner, it is unreasonable to say that the collective itself, which is simply an agreement of like-minded individuals, should ALSO have just as much of a voice as a person.

Likening the decision to corruption is very much a reasonable thing to do. An employer is not allowed to fire me on the grounds that they wanted McCain to win while I had voted for Obama. This is because it allows the wealthy to force their employees to vote against their own interests as citizens to keep their jobs. The conducting of business and the practice of politics are clearly kept seperate in this case. This line of thought should be extended to this case. Rather than having a business force its employees to further its cause and give itself a greater voice, the business uses its own existance as a means to give itself greater importance. It is unethical to grant people, by any means, more say or rights in the government than another citizen.

Comparisons to the election of a representative in our republic to that of a corporation's decision making are ill conceived. Rather than a complete democracy where every citizen has influence over the decision making process, the people choose a representative to act in the decision making, while every citizen is allowed to elect a representative to make the decisions for them. They sacrifice their direct say in decision making (except for and other such lower level decisions such as the recall, referendum, and initiative) and delegate it to their representative. However their do not lose their voice, nor does the representative nor the people gain any added influence beyond what they are constitutionally empowered to posess. These "corporations equal people" rulings are a travesty of justice. The businesses are attempting, and suceeding, to make their words and decisions more important by allowing them extra protections and undo influence in elections. Just as we have anti trust laws preventing businesses the ability to become strong enough to have authority over the people, so must have have anti-corporation laws that prevent these businesses and other similar groups from making themselves more important than regular citizens by gaining an extra voice.
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A comedy detective story with cut-out characters

Postby AHMETxRock » Tue May 10, 2011 11:22 pm

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Fuck you i wrote a song

Postby AHMETxRock » Tue May 24, 2011 4:01 pm

Believe in yourself! Just believe in yourself!

You won't get anything if you don't try.

Believe in yourself! Just believe in yourself!

The worst that could happen is you die.(wait, what?)

Life and death are just a matter of course.

You wouldn't feel it even if I set fire to your corpse.

Don't think you have freedom, you're society's slave.

Have some mindless entertainment AS YOUR LIFE SLIPS AWAY!

Believe in yourself! Please believe in yourself!

You gotta pull out all the stops.

Believe in yourself, just try to live as your self.

CAUSE ONCE YOU CAN'T THAT'S WHEN THE AXE DROPS!
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Re: I commandeer this thread for the purpose of poor writing

Postby GUTCHUCKER » Wed May 25, 2011 1:28 am

I'm nobody's bitch, fuck society
What hold do you have on me?
When my brain explodes and my heart fries
Fuck you, I still won't die!
I'll rise up and eat your family!

No room in hell for me, such a dick
I'll shoot back up and grab a half-brick
I'll bash you all, I'll never stop
Hit your head until you drop
I'm the immortal murdering prick!

I'm free to do whatever the heck
Only consequences hold me in check
When I'm gone I'll be free
Dead already, what's a rule or three?
Fuck rhymes! Fuck verse! What'll you do now, bitch?
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